I’m sorry I haven’t been here for you. Yes, you probably suspected something was wrong. You were right. I’m writing somewhere else now.
In fact, I started a web site with a friend. And on that web site is, yes, a blog. I’ve written six or seven posts and other pieces so far. I can’t tell you what it’s about yet, but I will soon.
I feel terrible that I cheated on you. But it’s for the best. Or best for me. And really, let’s be frank, that’s what I care about the most.
I’ll be back soon. I promise. Don’t be angry.