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Last night I fantasized that I had three wishes for cystic fibrosis.
I wished for a cure for all CFer’s, our lung function and digestive issues restored to normal, and lost warriors returned to life. These wishes came to mind in a heartbeat. But as my mind soaked in the warm bliss of fantasizing that all of these could come true one day, I changed my mental game to think up more immediate and practical wishes. (There will be a cure one day.)
So with my brain-game rules changed, I wished for the following:
1) BITC gets tested, launched, and becomes the most effective CF treatment ever. What would be more fitting than Melanie Childers and Sharktank.org delivering the grassroots knockout punch to CF? Karmic justice at its finest. My fear here is that BITC with its great potential will take mainstream science and medical companies too long to get moving. Hello, CF Foundation or rich donors? Time to step up with some research cash and get BITC fast-tracked, as you don’t want to say “would have, could have, should have” years from now on this potential game changer.
2) All CF clinics deliver a high-standard of care. Years ago, my clinic had really lax standards – they used a peak flow meter to test lung function. As a result, my numbers went down and I lost some of my lung function forever. In came a new, excellent team with mandatory quarterly visits, PFT testing at clinic, and I.V.s when PFTs drop 10 percent or more. I’ve read others’ blogs and discovered that some clinics sound like my old clinic and are not being aggressive in treating CF. Thank you to the CF Foundation for setting higher standards for CF Centers. My wish is for them to push harder and ensure all CFer’s get the same high level of care. Oh, yeah, how about getting trial drugs out sooner? Please.
3) Every state automatically enrolls its residents in the organ donation program. Individuals should have to opt out of the organ donor plan, not in. This would help a lot of CFer’s and others waiting for organ donations. It seems like such an obvious change and I read that some states may move in this direction. Yay. Move faster, please, as a country.
X) This one is complete fantasy. I wish CF had a physical presence and I could hunt it down and kill it. But I wouldn’t kill it right away. I would torture it. And I would have no guilt about doing so. Imagine the worst, most painful torture scenes you’ve ever seen. I would do that and more to CF and it would feel so good to make it pay for the suffering it has caused to CF’ers and their families and friends.
Those were my immediate wishes. Now all I have to do is find a genie bottle, rub it, and make my wishes. Don’t be surprised when you wake up one day in perfect health and you hear screams coming from the other room. It’s just me with an ice pick engraving names into CF’s flabby skin.
Yes, Yes, Yes, and Y-E-S!
I suggest a harpoon gun for the fantasy wish. Maximum pain and displeasure would be an essential piece of this plan. 🙂
LOL. The harpoon gun will be awesome. It’s proper use depends on having the correct angle for where it’s going. 🙂
So, to answer your question: Not too much.
UC – I have wanted to reply to your comments on my blog, but blogspot hasn’t been letting me. Is there a way I can email you directly? I couldn’t find a link on your site.
BTW, I LOVE this post! The letter you wrote to your daughter the other day about finances should have been addressed to me
I sent you an email, but here is my email: firstname.lastname@example.org.
Thank you for your kind words about the posts. Much appreciated, as always.