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But when I tried it, I received the message to the left.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/img_3121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3121</image:title><image:caption>This was the error message I kept getting over and over. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/dsc_0582.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0582</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-09T04:42:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/08/sweet-and-sour-gummi-worms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sweet-and-sour-gummi-worms.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sweet and sour gummi worms</image:title><image:caption>Available at the Sweet Factory </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/character_330x380-1.png</image:loc><image:title>character_330x380 (1)</image:title><image:caption>If I were an M&amp;M . . . </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-07T07:10:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/09/01/bye-bye-tooth-hello-happiness-i-think-im-gonna-cry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/tooth-xray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tooth xray</image:title><image:caption>This is the same type of x-ray they took for my tooth extraction. Scary looking. It reminds me of the alien Predator. Creative commons. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-07T06:51:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/16/how-men-treat-my-wife-when-im-not-around/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cocoapuffs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CocoaPuffs</image:title><image:caption>This is my favorite cereal. Oddly, I couldn't find it on the General Mills web site. Are they not proud of creating and selling the world's greatest cereal? Or, it is really bad for me, which may explain a lot?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/capt-crunch.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>capt crunch</image:title><image:caption>What if I showed up in dressed like the Captain and delivered some bone crunching pain?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-07T06:47:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/03/31/caillot-de-sang-sur-mon-derriere/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/home-depot-doctor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>another hole in your body</image:title><image:caption>Many doctors find Home Depot's tools useful for surgical procedures. And they come with a 2-year warranty. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/universe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>background of blue luminous rays</image:title><image:caption>Hello, Universe, what do you have planned for my backside today?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-07T06:44:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/02/27/day-of-the-dolphins/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_0012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0012</image:title><image:caption>The offending pants. The front isn't looking so hot either. Retire or wear?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_0391.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0391</image:title><image:caption>When you're on the water looking for whales, look for birds. That's what they told us. We found the birds, but we didn't find the whales. But we found something better. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_0381.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0381</image:title><image:caption>It's very hard to photograph dolphins, as they don't listen to direction and surface in a coordinated fashion. The white splashes, well, I just missed them. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_0380.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0380</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_0373.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0373</image:title><image:caption>Hey, it's Flipper, my little dolphin buddy. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_0370.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0370</image:title><image:caption>Anacapa in the distance. A perfect February day on the Cali coast. Life is good. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-07T06:38:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/09/02/fing-fev1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/photo-on-9-2-13-at-5-14-pm-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo on 9-2-13 at 5.14 PM #2</image:title><image:caption>That's about the best I can muster right now. Whereas, on the steroids and Cayston, that would have been a low for me. Argh. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-07T06:35:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2017/06/06/my-last-dog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/enlight31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Enlight31</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-23T13:52:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2017/02/09/yogurt-pup-down/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/img_4571.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4571</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/img_4647.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_4647</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/img_0681.jpg</image:loc><image:title>img_0681</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-06-23T14:00:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2017/01/11/cystic-fibrosis-postpones-christmas/</loc><lastmod>2017-06-23T14:03:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2016/12/15/when-the-wheels-come-off/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-15T18:09:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2016/12/03/my-obese-brain/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-03T20:40:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2016/11/10/discombobulated/</loc><lastmod>2016-12-01T21:14:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2016/10/16/from-hero-to-zero/</loc><lastmod>2016-11-08T16:53:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2016/10/06/isolation-at-home/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-11T20:10:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2016/10/02/how-donald-j-trump-got-under-my-skin/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-03T16:50:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2016/09/25/winter-is-coming/</loc><lastmod>2016-10-01T19:17:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2016/08/01/i-have-no-shoes-but/</loc><lastmod>2016-08-01T17:09:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2016/07/28/2016-what-goes-down-might-come-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/img_2298.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_2298</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-03T04:46:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2015/11/13/havent-had-much-to-say/</loc><lastmod>2016-01-13T18:24:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2015/01/16/the-universe-slaps-me/</loc><lastmod>2015-08-31T00:27:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2015/01/03/why-i-stopped-blogging-at-the-end-of-2014/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-08T02:54:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/11/09/one-month-at-my-new-job-the-results-are/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-14T00:06:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/09/30/major-change-is-almost-here/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-08T06:18:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/09/18/and-the-decision-is/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/fotolia_69737339_xs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>falling and screaming businessman</image:title><image:caption>What is there to say? 
© ArtFamily - Fotolia.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-29T18:58:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/09/13/one-of-the-biggest-decisions-of-my-life/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-17T16:14:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/09/01/my-daughter-version-12-5/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-15T05:49:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/08/04/pure-luckiness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jackpot1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jackpot on slot machine.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jackpot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jackpot on slot machine.</image:title><image:caption>I wish my luck tranferred to Vegas and the Lotto. 

© Maksym Yemelyanov - Fotolia.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-15T05:56:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/07/29/one-year-of-using-a-treadmill-desk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Image</image:title><image:caption>I rotate through shoes each day. So far, they've lasted a long time. Walk, walk, walk. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-15T06:06:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/07/22/i-fly-again-and-live-to-blog-about-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/img_0072.jpg</image:loc><image:caption>This is the O2 Concentrator to own. It's quiet as a fan and doesn't weigh as much as bulkier units. I'm looking into swapping my noisy home unit for one of these. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-30T12:38:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/07/08/giving-it-all-to-my-job-right-now/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-09T05:46:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/06/08/working-in-the-usa-defies-logic-sometimes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/overwhelmed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>overwhelmed</image:title><image:caption>This feels like an important book and a must-read for my daughter when she gets older. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-09T13:21:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/05/18/hernia-surgery-part-two/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-24T09:38:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/05/11/hernia-surgery-part-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/img_1088.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1088</image:title><image:caption>The least exciting picture I've ever placed on my blog. Cork in a swollen tummy. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-18T18:28:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/04/23/pre-op-appointment/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-24T14:30:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/04/19/revenge-of-the-nasty-stinky-rug/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Who is that hiding in the trash can? It's the unknown jack-in-the-box. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-21T13:57:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/04/14/work-work-work-work-work-and-other-stuff/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-15T17:36:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/03/26/the-hits-keep-coming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/norco.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>norco</image:title><image:caption>I was too lazy to shoot my own stash of these. Is it my imagination or do these pills look like breath mints? I tell you, the breath mint companies would sell a lot more of their product if their mints made you feel like these puppies make you feel. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-12T23:51:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/03/22/1-2-punch-of-cystic-fibrosis-and-james-dalton/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/road-house-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Road-house-poster</image:title><image:caption>The end of the 80s and the last of the neon fonts. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-15T05:46:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/03/15/squashed-an-excellent-family-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dsc_0570.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0570</image:title><image:caption>I recreated the cube. My daugher, purple, reached the king. I had a red piece on each side. So when she squashed me, my other red piece went to the top next to the repositioning of the king. I then squashed my daughter and took care of my wife shortly after that. BTW, use the yellow mat or a tablecloth to play. We didn't because we like distressing our $100 Craigslist table. But you might not like the result of smashing pawns into the cube on your table. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-12T23:33:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/03/08/my-blog-makes-a-list/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/screen-shot-2014-03-08-at-11-31-12-am.png</image:loc><image:title>Screen Shot 2014-03-08 at 11.31.12 AM</image:title><image:caption>Nice. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-09T01:21:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/12/09/random-thoughts-on-a-cold-december-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_0941.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0941</image:title><image:caption>The funny thing about Labradors is they have the uncanny ability to seek out and discover the most comfortable place in the house - even if they're not allowed on the furniture. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-08T20:04:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/12/17/a-perfect-day-with-my-daughter-with-an-assist-from-a-reader-of-this-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/renegade-craft-fair.jpg</image:loc><image:title>renegade craft fair</image:title><image:caption>This image is from the Renegade Craft Fair site. It's located in other cites too. Check it out. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img-20131214-00025.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG-20131214-00025</image:title><image:caption>Heaven, cucumber, lime and pineapple in a plastic glass. (Is that correct? Plastic glass? Hmm.)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-08T20:04:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/10/09/one-reason-we-need-government-foster-farms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/sick-chicken.jpg</image:loc><image:title>head of a hen from caged  farming - animal protection concept</image:title><image:caption>Not looking so hot today, Foster. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-08T19:48:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/10/27/ive-been-cheating-on-my-blog/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-08T19:48:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/11/20/post-hospital-stress-disorder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/fotolia_36487382_xs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Himalayan marmot</image:title><image:caption>Yo, chump, you get 7 more days of IV antibiotics not because I didn't see my shadow but because I had to look at your ugly mug. © Vladimir Melnik - Fotolia.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-08T19:48:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/11/15/a-virus-pulls-me-down-to-hell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/sons-of-anarchy-season-6-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sons-of-anarchy-season-6-poster</image:title><image:caption>There is something about this poster that feels appropriate for this post. Oh, yeah. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-08T19:48:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/11/27/did-anyone-get-the-license-plate-number-of-that-virus/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-08T19:47:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/12/29/my-2013-christmas-in-pictures/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_0963.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0963</image:title><image:caption>This is my Christmas haul. Once again, I made out like a bandit and am the luckiest person in the world. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dsc_0196.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0196</image:title><image:caption>Santa brought my daughter a giant Jaxx beanbag chair. However, it's really the world's largest dog bed. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/dsc_0181.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0181</image:title><image:caption>When you put me in charge of decorating the Christmas tree this is what happens: The Broncos ornaments get prime placement and a lucky troll joins the party. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_0961.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0961</image:title><image:caption>This is a very heavy metal clamp. On December 23, I broke my rule of walking barefoot in the garage. I just needed to readjust the clamps on some Birdseye Maple. Just take me a second. (See next photo)  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/img_0958.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0958</image:title><image:caption>This what a toe looks like when it's fractured in three places, like dropping a rock on ice. Luckily the doctor was in on Christmas Eve morning. I was one of many patients there who has broken a toe the night before. I can also add that when it happened it hurt a lot, making me nauseous for a minute. Afterward I walked a few miles on my treadmill and was amazed how much it hurt. Yes, I'm an idiot.    </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-08T19:47:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/01/13/broncos-beat-the-chargers-and-my-daughter-calls-me-a/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>You know you have the best wife ever when she makes a Broncos pom pom for the dog without a Broncos collar. Love. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-08T19:47:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/01/15/the-detritus-of-my-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/dsc_0467.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crap</image:title><image:caption>Clean-up needed in aisle 7. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-08T19:47:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/01/26/bleeding-orange-blue-and-red/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/broncos.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>broncos</image:title><image:caption>I packed up all of my Broncos gear until next season. I'm embarrassed to be seen in it right now. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-08T19:47:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/02/05/the-denver-broncos-gave-me-shingles-in-my-mouth/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-12T23:34:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/02/01/ready-for-tomorrows-super-bowl-go-broncos-go-pot-roast/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_1003.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1003</image:title><image:caption>Our black lab is ready and wearing her lucky collar. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_0983.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0983</image:title><image:caption>Broncos tattoos and eye patches or whatever they're called. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_0986.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0986</image:title><image:caption>A nice touch by my wife, who hates Martha Stewart. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_0989.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0989</image:title><image:caption>Found an orange flower at Home Depot. A Martha Stewart tip, along with how to hide your stock gains. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_0990.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0990</image:title><image:caption>My wrist band and the orange hair gel I plan on using tomorrow. Yeah, you heard it hear. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_0992.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0992</image:title><image:caption>Table wear in orange and blue. Martha Stewart detail. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_0997.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0997</image:title><image:caption>Lording over the game is my $2 Broncos troll. I discovered him at a flea market in Long Beach and consider him my best find EVER!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/img_1001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1001</image:title><image:caption>Little John Elway and Big John Elway will be there to watch. My friend teases about how big a head the real John Elway has. These two are only slightly larger he says. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-08T19:47:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2014/03/08/why-i-havent-been-blogging/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dsc_0437.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0437</image:title><image:caption>You can never, I repeat, never, have enough clamps in life. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_1010.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1010</image:title><image:caption>This is the "before" shot after I sanded off all of the peeling 1960s varnish. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_09301.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0930</image:title><image:caption>I used my apple-cider vinegar steel wool mix again. Half is finished and waxed here. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_0930.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0930</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_1032.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1032</image:title><image:caption>Making the world more colorful and saving furniture one piece at a time. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/dsc_0559.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0559</image:title><image:caption>Found a Fox door handle. I miss Fox. Who knows, perhaps he'll return one day. 
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/img_0910.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0910</image:title><image:caption>More clamps. It took at least this number of clamps to fix each leg. Sometimes more. It was puzzle-like. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-09T18:24:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/10/07/my-wife-decides-not-to-leave-me-for-jackson-browne/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/img_0859.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0859</image:title><image:caption>I must say that Jackson Browne seemed like a very cool guy. He hung out in the line with some friends before the show, and sat on stage the entire concert and watched the other artists. The joke all week prior to the concert was telling my daughter that we might have to hold her mother back from rushing the stage. But there we were four rows back and my wife stayed put. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-07T07:21:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/10/05/the-constant-chipping-away-at-our-bank-account/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/bills.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bills keyboard key finger</image:title><image:caption>Not a bad idea. © momius - Fotolia.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-05T23:16:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/10/01/one-simple-obamacare-thought-for-the-day-that-im-probably-completely-wrong-about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/elizabeth_warren-official_113th_congressional_portrait.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Elizabeth_Warren--Official_113th_Congressional_Portrait--</image:title><image:caption>Senator Warren, please accept my invitation to join my family for dinner anytime you'd like. Call me. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-05T23:25:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/09/28/the-shirt-im-wearing-to-this-weeks-doctors-appt/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0848.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0848</image:title><image:caption>No caption needed. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-02T04:59:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/09/25/parenting-for-the-upcoming-zombie-wars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/zombie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Beware of Zombies</image:title><image:caption>I've been watching too many Walking Dead episodes. © Jeffrey Collingwood - Fotolia.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-02T04:57:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/09/22/treadmill-desk-3-month-update/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0843.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0843</image:title><image:caption>The detritus of cystic fibrosis pollutes any desk. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-02T04:58:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/09/21/the-video-on-stress-that-helped-me-a-great-deal/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-24T06:15:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/09/09/what-keeps-me-up-at-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dsc_0284.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0284</image:title><image:caption>I believe we make our own luck, but that doesn't mean it's not fragile and fleeting. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-14T19:47:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/09/07/disney-infinity-best-video-game-ever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dsc_0260.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0260</image:title><image:caption>My big mistake: building it in the air. One slip of the steering wheel and it's a long way down. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/dsc_0263.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0263</image:title><image:caption>They call it a pig. I call it getting your rear-end kicked by your daughter riding something that loosely resembles a pig. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-09T00:29:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/08/31/cotton-candy-flavored-grapes-a-sign-our-species-is-doomed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cotton-candy-grapes-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cotton candy grapes 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/cotton-candy-grapes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cotton candy grapes</image:title><image:caption>Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, burp, yum, burp.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-31T17:30:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/08/29/my-400th-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-09-05T05:39:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/08/27/parents-of-a-jr-high-schooler/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dsc_0520.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0520</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if we had fed her less over the years, she would have stayed small and cuddly? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-05T05:37:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/08/20/the-87-hour-work-week-yes-there-is-a-hell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/screws.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Screw heads isolated on white</image:title><image:caption>My dreams are made of these. © Tryfonov - Fotolia.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-26T23:29:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/08/03/treadmill-desk-update-background-tasking-at-its-best/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/statue.jpg</image:loc><image:title>male stone sculpture</image:title><image:caption>Go ahead, shoot me in the rear. Nothing's gonna happen. It's like rock. I look just like this now, but without the curly cement hair. © PRILL Mediendesign - Fotolia.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dsc_0461.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0461</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-27T15:57:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/07/28/my-work-cation-comes-to-an-end-and-my-top-five-vacation-moments/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dsc_0276.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0276</image:title><image:caption>One of the highlights of the trip was watching my daughter learn to boogie board. When my advice failed, she got angry. When it worked, she caught a wave and yelled, "Did you see that one, Daddy?" Yes, yes, I did. And it was great. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dsc_0043.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0043</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-29T03:58:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/07/22/breaking-up-with-people-who-probably-already-broke-up-with-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dsc_0056.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0056</image:title><image:caption>This is my calming ocean photo. I look at it and relax and forget about people that drive me nuts. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-24T06:33:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/07/20/the-ocean-never-disappoints/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/dsc_0070.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DSC_0070</image:title><image:caption>Our yellow lab loves the water. And she gives her endorsement of this blog post. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-25T22:30:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/07/15/bronchospasms-tiny-pills-and-the-65-hour-work-week/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-25T22:32:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/07/06/just-be-yourself-my-daughter-and-i-attend-anime-expo-2013-photos-included/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_0794.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0794</image:title><image:caption>As we were leaving, we saw this beauty, which made me think that leaving before the sun went down was a good idea. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_0791.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0791</image:title><image:caption>This was my favorite moment of the day. The characters below are photographing the characters on the stairs. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_0782.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0782</image:title><image:caption>Have wings and a wheelie travel bag and you're set for adventure. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_0775.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0775</image:title><image:caption>Action pose by the X-Men. What you can't see here is that Wolverine is wearing a Wolverine back-pack. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_0772.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0772</image:title><image:caption>I was tempted. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_0766.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0766</image:title><image:caption>Here's what an action pose looks like and the photographers taking pictures. If I had to bet one character winning this fight, I wouldn't bet on the woman in 14-inch plexiglass high heels. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_0762.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0762</image:title><image:caption>We think the guy on the left wormed his way into the photo. He seems out of place, if that's possible. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_0755.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0755</image:title><image:caption>This was my daughter's favorite photograph, which impressed me when she told me why: it looks like an every day photo of someone getting lunch in LA. Hard to argue with that. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_0750.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0750</image:title><image:caption>There's something I really like about this photo. All of a sudden the sea of humanity parted and this couple was standing there. I can only guess what they were thinking and that's why I like it so much. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/img_0746.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0746</image:title><image:caption>There's a pause in the action as Wreck It Ralph takes a phone call. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-06T19:17:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/06/28/treadmill-desk-my-first-eow-report/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_0716.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0716</image:title><image:caption>This is 7 a.m., morning hair and breathing treatments. Yes, @seanset, those are my new whale boxers. 
The good part about my wife discovering the blog is that she can pictures.  However, I thought I looked like a cool, hip dude while I was multitasking. This picture proves I'm more like that guy at Venice Beach who plays the harmonica, guitar and knee cymbals all at one time. How depressing. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-17T05:51:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/06/26/treadmill-desk-day-three/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_0709.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0709</image:title><image:caption>(Sung to the Nancy Sinatra version) These boots were made for walking, and that's just what they do, all day, while I work. 

Okay, it kind of sucks, but I'm tired. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-28T05:14:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/06/25/treadmill-desk-day-two/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_0707.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0707</image:title><image:caption>The good news for today is that I start the TOBI Podhaler tonight for the first time. However, I'd like to speak to Novartis about the design of the packaging. It's a little bit feminine. Can they create a more masculine design and color scheme? Camouflage with dead bacteria piled up would work for me.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-28T05:12:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/06/24/desktop-treadmill-day-one/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_0703.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0703</image:title><image:caption>4 hours on the nose. Now I just have to do this for the rest of my life, or the rest of the work days in my life. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-28T05:08:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/06/23/walking-at-work-my-new-treadmill-desk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_0699.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0699</image:title><image:caption>Here it is, ready to go. Monday morning I'll be working and working on improving my health. It's a win/win. I still have some work to do with the cords, as one of my plugs isn't working properly. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_0698.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0698</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_0694.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0694</image:title><image:caption>I bought this $22 piece of pine at Home Depot, where they've finally hired employees to help customers, thankfully. My wife helped out and put two coats of amber shellac on it. I added three more. I thought about using melamine, but I'm just a wood guy. Just am, always will be.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_0692.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0692</image:title><image:caption>I bought three brackets from Home Depot and mounted 2x4s on each. This way, if I'm not happy with the height I can take the 2x4 out or add to it. I thought about putting a cleat around the wall but I didn't think it would give the desk enough support beyond the wall and I'd need a leg or two. It's amazing how long it took me to find the studs and put the brackets in. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/img_0688.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0688</image:title><image:caption>I cleared out a bookcase and made room for the treadmill. These things are big and I have a small office. At first, I thought I'd slide it under my desk, but it was too cramped. So, bookcase to the garage and treadmill to the corner. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-28T05:05:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/06/18/fathers-day-2013-and-other-thoughts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/scumbag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Confused burglar with speech balloon</image:title><image:caption>What did he call me? 
© igor - Fotolia.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-28T05:00:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/06/07/holland-saves-my-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/holland.jpg</image:loc><image:title>windmill in holland</image:title><image:caption>If only I could fly, I'd visit my pals in the summer. © Lsantilli - Fotolia.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-28T04:57:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/05/29/my-wife-discovers-my-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/top-secret.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Top Secret Confidential Envelope Secret Information</image:title><image:caption>Congratulations to my wife for her discovery. Well done. (I love you a ton, honey. Now find the next one. :-) )
© iQoncept - Fotolia.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-28T05:03:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/05/26/man-musk/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/skunk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Striped Skunk - Mephitis Mephitis (5 years old)</image:title><image:caption>Hey, it's my Skuncle Joe. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-07T05:03:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/05/18/day-5-in-captivity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130519-185146.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130519-185146.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-28T01:01:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/05/16/cystic-fibrosis-the-musical/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/20130516-201851.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130516-201851.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-17T04:04:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/05/14/addendum-to-yesterdays-post/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-26T19:19:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/05/13/im-a-shape-shifter-be-thankful-youre-not/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-18T22:25:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/05/02/my-daughter-borrows-my-story/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-18T22:27:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/04/20/how-not-to-build-a-linen-closet-door/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_0599.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0599</image:title><image:caption>I originally had the frog heads up but then realized the door reminded me of Frogger. Sideways he went to cross the road. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_06032.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0603</image:title><image:caption>Here's the finished door mounted with four soft-close hinges. It came out okay. I'll replace the painted wood boarder in about 4 years or so. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_0606.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0606</image:title><image:caption>Ah, hubris. To think I was ready to use Tung Oil. It's not that hard according to the instructions. Apply it, rub it in, wait 15 minutes and wife off excess. 10 coats later, it got a little shiny but not where I wanted it. And worse of all I had to wait 24 hours between coats. Back to shellac for me. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_0537.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0537</image:title><image:caption>This was the most heartbreaking mistake I made. And I almost gave up. I was tired and impatient and decided to use the router by hand and not on the router table. Oops, big slip. Edge ruined. Goodbye overlay door, hello inset door. That's right. I cut off an equal amount from each side and a little off the top and made it fit inside the closet opening. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_0499.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0499</image:title><image:caption>I poured glue in the groups and we placed the inlay pieces. I added too much glue to the first joint and made the mistake of wiping it when it was wet. I should have let it dry and chipped it off. 

Notice the inlay sticking up above the wood. I had to take my flush cutter and cut the excess off of each piece. That was a joy. I'll take better measurements next time. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_0494.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0494</image:title><image:caption>After I took the boards out of the clamps, I noticed the sides weren't flush and has some mall gaps. So, I made a rabbet cut on each edge and cut small pieces of bubinga, rosewood and pine for the inlay groves. My daughter designed the layout. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_0461.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0461</image:title><image:caption>I didn't have enough pipe clamps so I borrow some from a neighbor. I made another mistake here by not clamping the ends with wood pieces, which will keep the ends even and won't let them warp. Oops. Another mistake. And my door is a little warped because I didn't know this step.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_0430.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0430</image:title><image:caption>First mistake: I used poplar. It's soft and when I look at in the wrong way, it dents. In the end, it came out okay, but I would never use this wood again. 

I drilled pocket holes and glued the joints. I probably didn't need all of the pocket holes. In fact, I own a router now so I can join wood easier than the way I did for this project. Yay. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_06051.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0605</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_06031.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0603</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-21T15:55:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/04/16/all-work-and-no-play-or-blogging/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/img_0548.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0548</image:title><image:caption>This is fun with hypertonic saline at a hotel. The sun was coming in the window and I thought it was cool looking to blow into the light. Yes, I have problems, like having to get up early on business trips to do treatments. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-22T10:18:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/03/20/craigslist-find-two-driftwood-benches/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/image-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Image 1</image:title><image:caption>This bench is 7-feet wide and heavy. But oh what a piece of wood it is. Or pieces of wood. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Image</image:title><image:caption>This is the small bench. It's almost 5-feet long and takes two people to lift it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/p1010499.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1010499</image:title><image:caption>This piece was ginormous. Around 8 feet long. I would have needed a crane or team of vikings to lift it up and get it home. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-22T05:44:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/03/15/when-did-disneyland-get-so-expensive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_0455.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0455</image:title><image:caption>Here is some of the damage done to our bank account. But it was worth it. We just won't be going as often as we'd like. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-24T16:02:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/03/11/i-build-a-bench-from-reclaimed-wood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_0245.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0245</image:title><image:caption>Here is the bench next to the table I refinished. It fit perfectly. And having a bench is cool. My daughter likes it and the table gets a lot more use now. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_0243.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0243</image:title><image:caption>Here is the finished bench. The trestle is reclaimed wood that is over 100 years old and came from a railroad repair station in Los Angeles. I used most of it for a countertop in our house and this was a scrap I had left over. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_0237.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0237</image:title><image:caption>To darken the top, I used four coats of the stain. There's nothing like old wood. It's heavy and the grain pattern is much better than newer wood. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_0203.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0203</image:title><image:caption>Here are the legs. They came out darker. Again, same stain, but slightly different look. I used my Kreg pocket hole jig to attach the legs and trestle. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_0207.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0207</image:title><image:caption>This photo shows how sanding and a lack of Liquid Plumr can change the look of the same wood. I didn't spend as much time on this side and I didn't use Liquid Plumr. I really thought this side looked interesting and was going to use it as the top side until my daughter and wife voted against it. They liked the other side because it matched the table I refinished. They made the right choice. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_0204.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0204</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_0208.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0208</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_02061.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0206</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_0206.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0206</image:title><image:caption>I used my apple cider vinegar and steel wool stain again. However, I messed up the ratio of liquid plumr to water and the stain came out very light on the first coat. The next picture shows the other side of the board. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_0199.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0199</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-15T04:10:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/03/09/some-days-its-hard-being-a-husband/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_0270.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0270</image:title><image:caption>Message from Fox: Unknown, you big pussy. Get off your lazy ass and make the magic happen. You're the king of excuses. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-14T05:45:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/03/05/frozen-shoulder-on-a-stick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_0399.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0399</image:title><image:caption>This is the worst photo ever. It's the shot I took as the machine was passing over me. It was everything I could do to get my iPod out and snap the picture. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/img_0417.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0417</image:title><image:caption>No frozen shoulder here. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-09T17:49:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/02/20/invaders-storm-the-walls-of-my-castle-another-bad-clinic-appointment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/p1010831.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1010831</image:title><image:caption>It's time to visit my happy place tonight. It looks like this. Ah, that's better. Ocean breeze and salt water. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-01T06:30:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/02/01/homemade-apple-cider-vinegar-and-steel-wool-stain-applied-to-a-table-i-bought-on-craigslist-for-100/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_0264.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0264</image:title><image:caption>Creating the stain was an interesting process: fill a sealable glass jar with steel wool and apple cider vinegar, shut the top, and leave it there for at least four or five days, or more (10 days for this table). The steel wool slowly dissolves and blackens the mix. And each day I gently shook the jar to mix it up, resulting in a blackish-gray liquid with little specks of swirling steel (it takes weeks for the steel wool to completely disappear).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/100_12621.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1262</image:title><image:caption>This shows the stain after it has dried. It turned a pinkish tone and I started to worry. Luckily, the pink tone wiped off in the form of a powder. I recently built a bench (future post) and didn't have this problem. Not sure what happened. Heat of the day? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_0254.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0254</image:title><image:caption>This is the finished table weeks later after my daughter beat it up, but I think it turned out very nice and as it cost only $100, some labor, vinegar, steel wool and wax, it would be okay to tap dance on it. Let it age, I say. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/100_1279.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1279</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/100_12571.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1257</image:title><image:caption>This photo shows the apple-cider stain on the wood. Always work quickly and keep a wet edge. Don't stop on a surface and if you have a helper, have them help, which I did by enlisting my daughter and wife. Also, put a tarp down under the furniture because the stain does stain concrete. I learned the hard way. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/100_12541.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1254</image:title><image:caption>The Liquid Plumr dries and turns the wood a yellowish-green. No worries. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/100_1278.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1278</image:title><image:caption>I like Briwax. I used Clear and you can see the side with the wax and without. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/100_1275.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1275</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/100_1272.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1272</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/100_1257.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_1257</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-17T10:49:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/02/17/a-guest-link-from-sir-sean/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/sir-sean-as-a-young-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sir sean as a young man</image:title><image:caption>This is Sir Sean as young man getting ready for his mandatory military duty for Queen and country. Oh, England, they love those old-school battles still. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-18T17:37:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/02/14/i-fail-a-sleep-test-and-o2d2-comes-to-live-with-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/img_0318.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0318</image:title><image:caption>The air hose they gave me is probably long enough for me to walk to the grocery store a mile away. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-16T01:31:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/01/28/its-one-thing-to-say-youre-living-day-by-day-its-another-to-do-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/this-is-your-life.jpg</image:loc><image:title>This is your life</image:title><image:caption>I've never been one to buy posters for inspiration, but I liked this one and ordered it during Christmas. I didn't get it just for me. I bought as a reminder for my daughter, who will see it in my office once I hang it. And it seems like a good omen for me now. Double win. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-04T20:04:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/01/22/holiday-in-the-south-of-azithromycin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Valentine's Day is going to be easy this year. My wife is getting something red, something small, something that comes in batches of 14, something with numbers on it.

Any guesses? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-26T18:45:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/01/20/8-days-of-work-football-videos-crappy-food-and-iv-antibiotics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/snaphealexportedimage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SnaphealExportedImage</image:title><image:caption>I know most people have one time, short stays in the hospital, but after dozens of visits, I can't take the food anymore. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dinner-at-the-hospital.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dinner at the hospital</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-21T18:36:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2013/01/15/lightning-strike/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/20130115-195950.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130115-195950.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-20T18:21:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/12/30/the-best-christmas-ever-and-i-understand-charlie-brown-much-better-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_0141.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0141</image:title><image:caption>Though my present was Luna's bionic knee, I did get some stocking stuffers, like this BBQ mitt to keep me from burning the hair off my arm each time I cook the fish. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_0144.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0144</image:title><image:caption>I also received a Kreg Jig Jr. I can go "pocket hole" crazy now. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-20T18:15:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/12/13/rat-hunter-1-rat-0-graphic-photo-turn-back-before-its-too-late/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/p1020073.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1020073</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/p1020072.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1</image:title><image:caption>Friends visiting this holiday season will see this guy's head mounted on my wall. "Is that a rat head?" they'll ask. 
"Damn straight, it is. Hunted it for a week.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/p1020071.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P102</image:title><image:caption>Friends visiting this holiday season will see this guy's head mounted on my wall. "Is that a rat head?" they'll ask. 
"Damn straight, it is. Hunted it for a week. Wait until you taste the stew." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/p1020070.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1020070</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-20T18:11:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/12/01/unwanted-house-guests-ben-and-willard/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/p1020065.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1020065</image:title><image:caption>Luna, recovering and wasted on sedatives and pain pills. Black spots courtesy of my daughter using the camera and getting the lens dirty. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/img_1259.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1259</image:title><image:caption>Cali is a true care-free California Labrador. She is yours for free. Pick up only. Call 555-5555. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-03T20:55:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/11/27/the-bionic-dog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/100_0662.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_0662</image:title><image:caption>Oh, that wet dog smell. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/100_9350.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_9350</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-14T05:52:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/11/18/speaking-to-my-daughters-future-self/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/img_1647.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1647</image:title><image:caption>Kicking at the beach with a yellow Labrador pillow. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-27T06:07:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/11/06/protecting-my-family-is-one-of-my-greatest-challenges/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/hunter-c2a9-auremar-fotolia-com.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Hunter holding shotgun</image:title><image:caption>If you come to my door to sell me something, scam me, or harm my family, this is what you have to look forward to. Yikes, scary talk. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-27T06:03:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/10/18/thoughts-always-on-my-mind/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_1473.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1473</image:title><image:caption>I need all my clothing made out of these. Adios, bacterial invaders. Too bad I can't reach inside my lungs and swab out the invaders with one of these. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-23T06:02:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/10/09/my-neighborhood-redux/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_1791.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1791</image:title><image:caption>This may not look like much, but hitting while riding a Razor is like hitting a wall. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_1789.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1789</image:title><image:caption>What black and gray and cracked all over? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-10T07:17:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/10/06/odds-and-ends-in-october/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/img_1639.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1639</image:title><image:caption>This is the backsplash we went with. Expensive and a pain in the rear to install. If my time machine was working, I'd go back and undo this decision, or know to hire someone with specific knowledge of how to install it. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-06T23:59:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/09/25/conundrum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/katy-perry.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>katy perry</image:title><image:caption>Ah, Ms. Perry, What was Russel thinking? &#13;
Photo by Eva Rinaldi - Creative Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-23T05:52:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/09/08/i-miss-the-beach-and-blogging/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/100_0522.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_0522</image:title><image:caption>No one had a better time than our black lab. She loved retrieving the tennis ball and eating sandwiches out of strangers' hands when they weren't paying attention. A little bit embarrassing. For us, not her. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-25T05:14:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/08/24/life-at-the-beach-made-me-lazy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Image</image:title><image:caption>We were lucky and had a two-week stretch of perfect weather - days like the one in this photo I took. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-11T06:17:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/07/31/welcome-to-the-beach-house/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Image</image:title><image:caption>Adios, old kitchen. Goodbye to the mismatched stove and hood, Home Depot cabinets, tile with crumbling grout, and 17-year old microwave. In with the new. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-10T03:30:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/07/23/nose-bleed-from-hell/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/img_1470.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1470</image:title><image:caption>As I had my hands full during this ER stay and didn't think to snap a photo, I used a photo from my last visit, which wasn't that long ago. Argh. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-10T03:27:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/07/15/day-13-in-solitary-july-2012-fear-of-a-derailment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/20120715-122116.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120715-122116.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-10T03:25:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/07/12/dog-on-a-chain/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/20120712-215222.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120712-215222.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-03T05:31:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/07/08/hospital-communication-tales/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/20120708-223223.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120708-223223.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/20120708-223156.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120708-223156.jpg</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/20120708-223046.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120708-223046.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-03T05:24:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/07/05/the-4th-of-july-from-a-hospital-room/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/20120705-224937.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120705-224937.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-11T06:23:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/07/01/more-kitchen-appliance-shopping-death-of-a-salesman-2012/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/gas-range.gif</image:loc><image:title>gas range</image:title><image:caption>This is the most I've ever spent on an appliance. It better cook like a charm and come with a personal chef to make me my McGriddles each morning.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/image-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Image 1</image:title><image:caption>Sample number 2 with green and white. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Image</image:title><image:caption>Here's a sample kitchen we like. It's a lot of fun trying to pick the right shade of green. Almost as fun as sticking your hand in a running garbage disposal. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-07T00:29:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/06/21/hi-my-name-is-unknown-how-may-i-help-you-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/maverick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maverick</image:title><image:caption>This car is a classic. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_1526.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sears</image:title><image:caption>I'm an idiot. I wasn't even thinking blog post when I went to these stores. I have a bunch of pictures of price tags, but none of the nasty stained stainless steel, which looked like an octopus made love to it at night. I have to remember to take pictures. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-07-03T03:11:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/06/17/we-are-not-granite-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/image-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Image 2</image:title><image:caption>This slab is more in line with the colors we're thinking. Goldfinger (completely random reference to James Bond who probably wouldn't give a sh** about granite countertops, as he lived he life on the road away from home and ate in restaurants all the time.)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Emerald Green Granite</image:title><image:caption>This was one of the most interesting granites we found. Even we don't have the courage to go with a style choice like this. Fear of looking outdated took over. But still, this is one cool slab or rock. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-19T03:55:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/06/08/a-bad-week-sends-me-to-the-er/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/img_1469.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1469</image:title><image:caption>Home sweet home.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-19T03:21:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/05/30/and-we-want-to-become-adults-because/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/stress.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Magnifying Glass - Questions</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-19T03:17:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/05/19/my-new-pet-peeve-really-long-receipts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/img_1446.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1446</image:title><image:caption>37 items in the shorter receipt. 9 items in the long receipt, if you count the 4 sprays of balloon juice. Oh, and the 4 identical balloons. So, really, three different items. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-19T03:15:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/05/11/the-parenting-gods-deliver-another-lesson-to-moi/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cream-pie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>coconut cream pie</image:title><image:caption>My favorite pie to be hit in the face with. © xmasbaby - Fotolia.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/clowns.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Two clown smiling isolated over a white background</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-19T03:16:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/05/10/letter-to-my-daughter-050912/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/soccer-ball-in-net.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Soccerball in net</image:title><image:caption>She shoots, she scores. GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLL. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/unknown-man-in-wind.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Unknown man in the wind</image:title><image:caption>I'm not sure why I chose this image. Well, I do know, I think. And I'm not telling. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-19T03:11:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/05/05/remembering-the-mistakes-forgetting-the-successes-and-the-evolution-of-ones-character/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/jester.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hand made jester sculpture</image:title><image:caption>Say hello to my little friend, Jingles </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-27T17:51:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/05/03/parody-of-mad-libs-cystic-fibrosis-version/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/cartoon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Thumbs Up Kid</image:title><image:caption>It's time for some big fun, or a bad experience if you choose _______(adjective) words. © kennykiernan - Fotolia.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-27T17:18:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/04/27/my-daughter-at-age-10/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/img_0663.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0663</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-06-06T03:10:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/04/25/one-more-item-checked-off-my-bucket-list-acupuncture/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Image</image:title><image:caption>The DIY acupuncture kit from Home Depot is cheaper and equally effective. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-01T07:12:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/04/21/mini-rant-30-second-internet-commericals/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/waiting-in-line.jpg</image:loc><image:title>long queue of people, back view</image:title><image:caption>This is what I see when I see a line of any size. © Mike Kiev - Fotolia.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-26T03:01:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/04/17/im-looking-through-you-where-did-you-go/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/beach-sand.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sea shells with sand as background</image:title><image:caption>Looking forward to living in the sand this summer. © Dmytro Smaglov - Fotolia.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-26T03:10:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/04/10/odds-and-ends-the-week-after-easter-2012/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/mad-men.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mad men</image:title><image:caption>If I could really shape shift, I would look like Don Draper, but a lot happier. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/beach.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beautiful sunset on the  beach</image:title><image:caption>A month of this will be very nice indeed. © Yahya Idiz - Fotolia.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-26T06:39:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/03/27/true-love-is-proven-in-the-most-difficult-of-situations/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/thanksgiving-turkey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>turkey</image:title><image:caption>Sorry, I could resist. I have problems. © Olga Lyubkin - Fotolia.com</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-02T05:55:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/03/23/if-given-the-choice-between-having-low-pfts-or-getting-hit-in-the-groin-with-a-baseball-bat-id-choose/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/sosa.png</image:loc><image:title>sosa</image:title><image:caption>This will only hurt for the rest of your life. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-26T05:57:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/03/18/3-3-3-2-2-2-1-1-1-blast-off-to-worlds-unknown/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/prednisone-02-bottle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prednisone-02 bottle</image:title><image:caption>If this were a Monty Python film, the line would be, "it's nothing but a little white pill. How dangerous can it be?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-22T01:21:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/03/08/some-days-even-the-luckiest-man-in-the-world-feels-unlucky/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/plastic-head.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plastic head</image:title><image:caption>I can eat a steak dinner in front of the TV while an open-heart surgery is on, which grosses my wife out. However, there is something really creepy about looking at this plastic head model with half its skull and face missing. Me no likely. Bad dreams for me and my imaginary friends now. Creative Commons. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-19T08:08:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/03/04/no-blogging-excuses-and-playing-tennis-with-davy-jones-to-raise-money-for-cystic-fibrosis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/davy-jones-tennis.png</image:loc><image:title>davy jones tennis</image:title><image:caption>Yes, that is me. I remember that blonde hair. Not sure about my haircut, or lack of one. Wish my parents has forced me into a barber's chair. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/monkees-album-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>monkees album cover</image:title><image:caption>Check out the signature. I've held on to this for many years. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-16T01:25:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/02/18/we-are-paint-grade-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/stove-fan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Stove fan</image:title><image:caption>Nothing like standing in front of the stove while it blows the fumes right at your face. Great design. I am personally going to smash this with a sledge hammer when we demo the kitchen. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-03-11T15:37:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/02/15/coming-up-for-air/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/jungle-juice.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jungle juice</image:title><image:caption>Her name is JJ and she loves me for me. I don't have to pretend when I'm around her. And she's always there for me. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-21T06:17:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/02/06/something-i-would-give-to-my-worst-enemy-c-diff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/funny-devil.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny devil</image:title><image:caption>This is the devil picture on Wikipedia? That's the best they can do? Hmm. Oh, well, I'm wishing c diff on the devil, though I have my suspicions he invented it. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-19T23:51:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/02/01/the-sadness-of-gravity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/earth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>earth</image:title><image:caption>Home, sweet home</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-02-08T06:36:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/01/21/hospital-stays-are-like-snowflakes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/383px-harryhoudini1899.jpg</image:loc><image:title>HarryHoudini1899</image:title><image:caption>The master escape artist</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-29T01:19:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/01/17/its-not-me-its-you-and-other-thoughts-from-a-hospital-room/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/20120117-221230.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120117-221230.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-22T00:37:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/01/15/some-nurses-hate-pandas-or-a-certain-blogging-panda-with-a-bag-over-his-head/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/20120115-220512.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20120115-220512.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-22T00:32:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/01/12/life-as-a-panda/</loc><lastmod>2012-01-29T01:26:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/01/09/january-malaise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/p1010461.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Autumn leaves</image:title><image:caption>Last week, I saw these autumn leaves hanging on and couldn't resist taking a picture. I was rooting for them to make it to spring, but the winds this weekend were too much for them. Hello, bare trees. Looking forward to April.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-22T00:32:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2012/01/05/todays-butt-kicking-brought-to-you-by-the-name-i-shall-not-speak/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/pft-tshirt-by-zazzle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pft tshirt by zazzle</image:title><image:caption>I fell out of my chair when I saw this t-shirt on zazzle.com.  Though I might change "obstructive" and "restrictive" to more adult terms..  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-14T05:31:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/12/31/one-reason-to-live-in-los-angeles-sunsets/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/palm-trees-in-sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>palm trees in sunset</image:title><image:caption>This was my favorite of the dozen I took on my cheapo iPod camera. It says "L.A." to me with the two palm trees in the distance. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/moon-in-sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moon in sunset</image:title><image:caption>Hello, Moon. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/trees-in-sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trees in sunset</image:title><image:caption>My wife didn't like this one because of the trees, but I did for exactly that reason. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-29T01:07:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/12/28/christmas-doesnt-go-as-planned-or-failing-at-parenting-in-the-golden-age-of-consumerism/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/both-bikes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>both bikes</image:title><image:caption>Our kids grow up, so do their bikes. The small bike is Cotton Candy and it served us well. I remember my daughter falling off it at the park where she learned to ride. We figured the grass would soften the fall. And it did. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/new-bike-photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>new bike photo</image:title><image:caption>It had to be pink. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-31T03:10:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/12/22/what-if-we-skipped-the-gifts-at-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/xmas-gift.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xmas gift</image:title><image:caption>What's in the box? Is that the pair of flannel-lined pants I wanted? Creative Commons: Brokenarts</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/santa-hat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>santa hat</image:title><image:caption>I miss the days when I believed in the big guy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-30T00:30:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/12/20/the-lost-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dec-2011-calendar-update.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dec 2011 calendar update</image:title><image:caption>Even my calendar forgot about last week</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-30T00:32:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/12/14/an-american-work-vacation-for-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/blackberry.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>blackberry</image:title><image:caption>Future generations will find there buried in piles, plastic dinosaur bones </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/island-in-ocean.jpg</image:loc><image:title>island in ocean</image:title><image:caption>Here's where I want to be on my vacation. I'm pretty sure this island lacks cellular coverage</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-16T06:08:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/12/12/i-experience-a-perfect-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/best-sherbet-ever.gif</image:loc><image:title>best sherbet ever</image:title><image:caption>I am a sherbet freak. This is one of my all-time favorite flavors</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/best-sherbet-ever.jpg</image:loc><image:title>best sherbet ever</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/rayman_origins_box_art-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Rayman_Origins_Box_Art (1)</image:title><image:caption>Great game and the Xbox equivalent of Wii's Mario and Luigi.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-22T20:42:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/12/08/bloggers-on-milk-cartons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/milk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Milk</image:title><image:caption>Your picture here</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-10T22:15:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/20/my-warped-decoding-of-the-chevrolet-commercial-like-father-like-son/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/laura-croft-doll.png</image:loc><image:title>laura croft doll</image:title><image:caption>Why did James Bond never drive a truck? Clearly, I should have to get myself an Amazon like Lara Croft</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/purple-hair-girl.png</image:loc><image:title>purple hair girl</image:title><image:caption>This is nice girl, friendly and loving, but a little off with her purple hair. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-08-13T14:06:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/12/05/chevrolet-edits-like-father-like-son-commercial/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>New and improved, happier wife</image:title><image:caption>Now this woman is much closer to the woman I married. Brilliant woman, but not comfortable in hot pants and a tank top. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/image-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hidden Lara Croft</image:title><image:caption>She's not blurry because of my photography skills. Here role is diminished in the new version.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-11T06:13:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/11/28/lucky-rock/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/rocks-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rocks 2</image:title><image:caption>More rocks to be identified. Creative Commons: Henkster</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/rocks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rocks</image:title><image:caption>This is the police line-up of beach rocks. Which one hit me? Creative Commons: Gastonmag. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-06T06:10:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/11/21/the-economy-an-uncertain-future-daughters-future-education-costs-corporate-cost-cutting-and-waiting-for-the-return-of-queen-for-a-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/dream-stove.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dream stove</image:title><image:caption>Damn, I can get this stove on Amazon for 28 bucks and change. Yeah, baby. I may need it for boiling nebs if we remodel. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/482px-queen_for_a_day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>482px-Queen_for_a_Day</image:title><image:caption>Mormon dream or old TV show? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-06T06:34:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/11/15/odds-and-ends-and-odds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/robert-frost.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Robert Frost</image:title><image:caption>Robert Frost, my man, you were wrong about fences. Wrong, so wrong. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-17T06:22:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/11/09/what-my-security-cameras-revealed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/security-camera-views-on-mobile-devices.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Security camera views on mobile devices</image:title><image:caption>I'm be watching home from my hospital bed one day. Hopefully, not soon. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/security-system.jpg</image:loc><image:title>security system</image:title><image:caption>The only drawback of a four camera system is that now I want another four cameras. I should have bought the eight camera system.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-06T06:15:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/11/04/random-shallow-thoughts-on-blogging-and-300-posts/</loc><lastmod>2011-11-17T06:14:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/11/02/mesmerize-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/heat-movie.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>heat movie</image:title><image:caption>Would you think less of me if I told you I've seen this movie over 10 times - or parts of it 10 times?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/broncos.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>broncos</image:title><image:caption>Go Broncos. Finish 2 and 14 and draft Andrew Luck, please. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-03T04:52:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/31/why-halloween-is-my-least-favorite-fake-holiday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/apples-photo-by-miramb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>apples photo by miramb</image:title><image:caption>Fortunately not pictures exist of me as a child sticking my head in a bucket of water, though I'm surprised a family member didn't try to drown me for laughs. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/halloween-grinch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>halloween grinch</image:title><image:caption>I wasn't aware there was a Halloween version until tonight. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-25T05:17:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/27/building-my-fortress-one-camera-at-a-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tower-of-london.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tower of London</image:title><image:caption>Would it be wrong of me to compare some of my hospital visits to being tortured here?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/security-camera.jpg</image:loc><image:title>security camera</image:title><image:caption>Wait for it. Wait for it. Wait for it. Okay, pour the oil, honey. Pour it now. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-31T23:04:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/26/why-do-you-need-an-mba-to-decipher-medical-bills-in-the-usa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/us-flag-lounge-pants-2.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>us flag lounge pants 2</image:title><image:caption>undergear.com sells these for 9.97. BTW, that's me modeling them. I'm looking cut. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-12T18:42:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/25/i-speak-to-a-police-officer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dodge-police-car.png</image:loc><image:title>dodge police car</image:title><image:caption>I'm looking good while patrolling the mean streets of Los Angeles</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-03T09:16:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/23/how-my-post-a-day-during-october-got-derailed-and-other-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/line-in-the-sand-nadia-prigoda.jpg</image:loc><image:title>line in the sand nadia prigoda</image:title><image:caption>Creative Commons: Photo by Nadia Prigoda</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-31T22:57:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/13/are-people-in-los-angeles-getting-angrier-a-non-political-post-for-margie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/steve-snodgrass-488350-l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steve-snodgrass-488350-l</image:title><image:caption>Worry. Overrated and un-fun.  (Creative Commons: Photo by Steve Snodgrass)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_1247.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_1247</image:title><image:caption>This is the kind of photograph that lures people to California. It's all Hollywood magic. The bird is fake and the beach is a painted backdrop. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/cannon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cannon</image:title><image:caption>If cannons and not guns were legal, we'd have a fewer killings and more people going to chiropractors and not prison</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-22T17:12:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/18/sweat-the-details-or-done-is-better-than-perfect/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/photo1-e1319004098909.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>These are my new work pants and shoes. Trust me when I say I thank my lucky stars every day and wish all of life's good parts could last forever.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-31T22:50:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/17/you-know-the-economy-is-bad-when/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/photo-on-10-17-11-at-10-18-pm-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Eye C U</image:title><image:caption>I see all. And your office is a mess by the way.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-03T09:18:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/14/dear-blog-not-tonight-i-have-a-headache/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/100_9256.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_9256</image:title><image:caption>Here's a picture of the pup for my friend Just Ramblin' and other dog lovers, not including @onlyz</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-15T06:40:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/13/occupy-wall-street-and-the-lesson-i-learned-from-stella-liebeck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/hot_coffee_dvd-for-website-cropped.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hot_coffee_dvd-for-website-cropped</image:title><image:caption>This movie is an eye-opener, but also one that shows how the deck is stacked against us</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-12T18:39:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/11/my-new-australian-friend-gives-me-the-night-off-guest-post-by-karyn-pyle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/koala_australia_wildlife_mollycat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>koala_australia_wildlife_mollycat</image:title><image:caption>Now this is the animal most Australians fear the most. At night it's known to swallow cats and dogs whole. Creative Commons: Mollycat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/australia_shark_underwater_by-stormy-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>australia_shark_underwater_by stormy dog</image:title><image:caption>Every Australian has one of these in their pool. Helps to teach the kids to swim fast. Creative Commons: Stormy Dog</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/kangaroo_australia_bush_mollycat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kangaroo_australia_bush_mollycat</image:title><image:caption>I'm not sure if you can eat these or not. Or, if there are poisonous and deadly versions that can eat you. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/447557_planet_earth_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>447557_planet_earth_2</image:title><image:caption>I wonder how many people end up taking trips to Austria because they couldn't spell Australia?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-15T23:35:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/10/should-we-occupy-wall-st-or-washington-or-does-it-matter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/100_7503.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_7503</image:title><image:caption>The view from the Reagan Library. I can't find the photos I took of the plane. Check out the web site: http://www.reaganfoundation.org/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-15T17:31:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/10/my-good-deed-or-the-bad-deed-i-didnt-do/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/vultures-by-kevin-walsh.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vultures by Kevin Walsh</image:title><image:caption>Bid on this and I'll tear the flesh from your bones</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-15T17:27:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/08/i-should-be-deported/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jellyfish-akphotos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jellyfish akphotos</image:title><image:caption>Creative Commons: AKphotos</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/jellyfish-zazor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jellyfish zazor</image:title><image:caption>Creative Commons: zazor</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-11T06:33:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/07/derailed-by-autumn-bleeding/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/blood-ribbon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blood ribbon</image:title><image:caption>Creative Commons: Lucretious</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-11T06:13:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/06/whats-the-right-thing-to-do-when-old-friends-resurface/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_0541.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0541</image:title><image:caption>This photo has nothing to do with this post. I'm tired and accidentally hit Publish. I like this photo because it looks like Cali is an android dog and ready to shoot her laser eyes. That's the best I have tonight. Why did I sign up for post a day 2011?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-08T05:37:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/05/my-daughter-at-nine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dancing-three.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dancing three</image:title><image:caption>There's always a reason to dance when you're nine</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dancing-two.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dancing two</image:title><image:caption>Just a moment in a sequence of moments</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/dancing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dancing</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/img_0423.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0423</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-15T17:42:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/04/remote-worker-returns-to-the-hive-for-the-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/ll-bean-workshoes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ll bean workshoes</image:title><image:caption>With winter and cold weather on the way, I need to oder a new pair of work shoes. These are my favorite. Not kidding. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-06T04:30:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/03/mondays-confession-hopeless-and-powerless-in-the-usa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Fox panicked when he read this post and rounded up all his cash lest it be taken away by the government. Then he started screaming "FU you socialist bastard." He's locked up in his cage now and I'm putting cleaning the wounds on my arms. Never keep a fox as a pet. It will come back to bite you one day. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-06T01:10:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/02/ignoring-wordpresss-suggested-topic-for-post-a-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/heaven-in-a-bun1.png</image:loc><image:title>Heaven in a bun</image:title><image:caption>Guess what I've dreamed about more than once</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/heaven-in-a-bun.png</image:loc><image:title>Heaven in a bun</image:title><image:caption>Guess what I've dreamed about more than once?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-11T06:04:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/10/01/i-kissed-a-widget-and-i-hated-it-post-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/postaday-badge-big1.png</image:loc><image:title>postaday-badge-big</image:title><image:caption>Work, widget, work. (Would widget be a cute name for a dog?)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-02T01:23:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/09/30/post-a-day-2011-post-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/800px-uno.jpg</image:loc><image:title>800px-Uno</image:title><image:caption>One of my favorite games and one I can crush anyone at in my most ruthless manner.  Wikipedia Commons.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-02T01:26:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/09/29/autumn-stumps-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/marquette_sugarloaf_beautiful_249786_l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Marquette_Sugarloaf_beautiful_249786_l</image:title><image:caption>This is not Los Angeles in Autumn, which is palm trees and cement. (SXC license)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-01T16:33:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/09/25/anchors-disguised-as-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/anchor_photodomino_4005_h.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Anchor_photodomino_4005_h</image:title><image:caption>There's one of them now, hanging out, making life difficult. Creative Commons: Michael Wilson</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-25T18:04:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/09/20/standing-in-line-is-agony/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/the-scream1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Scream</image:title><image:caption>No, there are three registers and one line. What if someone makes a new line? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/the-scream.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Scream</image:title><image:caption>Who was here first? I don't know. Did he just walk up? Hey, he's not with her. Line-cutting asshole. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-11-03T04:46:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/09/14/drive-like-a-maniac-while-eating-bags-of-fried-pork-rinds-why-auto-insurance-should-be-more-like-medical-insurance/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/heaven-in-a-bun.png</image:loc><image:title>Heaven in a bun</image:title><image:caption>If I placed a picture of a McGriddle in every blog post, I'd feel pretty good about the decision</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/little-red-sportscar-balaji-dutt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>little red sportscar Balaji Dutt</image:title><image:caption>Little red Corvette. Well not quite, but this picture was free to use if I mention Balaji Dutt and Creative Commons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-17T22:34:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/09/07/how-i-spent-and-didnt-spend-my-summer-vacation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/photo-381.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pups on the beach</image:title><image:caption>Ebony and Ivory, living in perfect harmony on the beach </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/photo-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (33)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/photo-34.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (34)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/photo-351.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (35)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/photo-35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (35)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/photo-36.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (36)</image:title><image:caption>The end of a great concert at Theatricum in Topanga. Check it out if you're in Los Angeles.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/photo-37.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (37)</image:title><image:caption>Malibu coastline on a nice summer day. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/photo-38.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (38)</image:title><image:caption>Puppy pals hanging at the beach. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-09-25T16:48:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/08/24/caught-in-the-medical-riptide/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/photo-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (33)</image:title><image:caption>Caption says it all</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/photo-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (32)</image:title><image:caption>Clearly, I was not in bowling shape</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/photo-34.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (34)</image:title><image:caption>There are a million rocks under that whipped cream</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-27T00:20:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/08/15/moganko-earns-global-fame-and-his-buddy-josh-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/joshlandsky2cb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>joshlandsky2CB</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-16T13:49:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/08/14/what-not-to-do-when-someone-tries-to-break-into-your-car-at-230-in-the-morning/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/jcrew-boxers-leeks-and-carrots-boxers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jcrew-boxers-leeks-and-carrots-boxers</image:title><image:caption>What's a leek?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2019-01-04T23:18:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/08/04/game-of-thrones-finished/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/game-of-thrones.jpg</image:loc><image:title>game of thrones</image:title><image:caption>I don't usually read this genre but it was excellent. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-03T05:09:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/08/03/the-two-hells-of-cystic-fibrosis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/photo-30.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (30)</image:title><image:caption>Fox thought these shots were called "Love a Fox" and stole them from me. Had to break it to him that they were generic Lovenox. Silly Fox.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-15T14:07:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/08/01/eating-wet-dynamite-while-the-universe-shoots-me-in-the-groin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/photo-291.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (29)</image:title><image:caption>This is the Urgent Care television. Why do they even have it on the wall? I felt like ripping it down.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/photo-29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (29)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-12T22:55:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/07/22/some-weekends-are-different-than-others/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/photo-28.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (28)</image:title><image:caption>Stick an electrode on her head and activists would be breaking her out of my house.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-27T15:01:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/07/09/the-simple-bumper-sticker-that-stuck-in-my-craw/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/bacon-egg-and-cheese-mcgriddles.png</image:loc><image:title>Bacon-Egg-and-Cheese-McGriddles</image:title><image:caption>I'm eating one of these right now</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-22T15:19:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/07/05/my-life-of-unfinished-blog-posts-and-other-odds-and-ends/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/clock-gears.jpg</image:loc><image:title>clock gears</image:title><image:caption>The clock runs (Creative Commons)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-06T06:51:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/06/28/meet-mr-discomfort/</loc><lastmod>2011-07-01T21:20:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/06/25/work-and-more-work/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/dog-headstone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dog headstone</image:title><image:caption>The resting place for our black mutt </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-07-06T15:47:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/06/18/the-marshmallow-thief-and-other-snippets-from-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/popsicle-rogo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Popsicle-rogo</image:title><image:caption>Ah, summer</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/2009fudgsicle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2009fudgsicle</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/camerabag_photo_1000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CameraBag_Photo_1000</image:title><image:caption>The innocent face of the thief </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-26T00:29:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/06/13/letter-to-my-daughter-061311/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/orange-butterfly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orange butterfly</image:title><image:caption>Creative Commons: Photo by shark001</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/butterfly-chefranden.jpg</image:loc><image:title>butterfly chefranden</image:title><image:caption>Creative commons: Photo by Chefranden</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-18T21:47:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/06/07/the-dog-days-of-summer-start-early-for-us/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/photo-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yellow lab</image:title><image:caption>Yellow Labrador on a hammock </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/photo-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Black lab</image:title><image:caption>Our unpredictable troublemaker </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-15T03:59:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/06/04/work-the-enemy-of-blogging/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/photo-23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (23)</image:title><image:caption>Puppy life in black and white</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-09T05:23:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/05/27/bad-owner-bad-owner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-211.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (21)</image:title><image:caption>Best of friends now </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-05T15:43:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/05/22/cali-throws-us-a-bone/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-19.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dog</image:title><image:caption>Cali is more relaxed now and less spooked if you approach her</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-24T22:12:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/05/16/puppy-kisses-are-fleeting/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-161.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (16)</image:title><image:caption>Play, play</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (17)</image:title><image:caption>Play, play </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-15T03:50:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/05/19/the-curious-case-of-cali-california/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-181.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (18)</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-15T03:56:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/05/11/letting-the-dog-come-to-us/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/lab-print-two-labs-lo-res.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lab print two labs lo res</image:title><image:caption>Salt and pepper shedding. Can't wear black or white clothing. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-20T06:25:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/05/09/mothers-day-is-not-just-for-moms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/laundry-mat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>laundry mat</image:title><image:caption>This is what you'd call industrial size fun if you were into washing clothes. Is anyone into washing clothes? Wouldn't it be better if we wore plastic and hosed each off? Creative Commons: Cherrycoke</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-132.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (13)</image:title><image:caption>I had to take a picture of the empty stage because I wasn't allowed to take a picture of the performers. No, one wouldn't want a picture promoting them on a blog now, would we? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (14)</image:title><image:caption>Every angle of this building is cool looking</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-14T04:09:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/05/06/why-cf-clinics-arent-located-in-high-rise-buildings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/highrise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>highrise</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/sad-fox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sad fox</image:title><image:caption>Sad fox sleeping in my backyard </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-10T19:25:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/05/05/our-mutt-departs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-121.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (12)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/pups.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pups</image:title><image:caption>Puppy love</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-07T04:48:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/05/01/las-vegas-goes-up-in-smoke/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-131.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (13)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (12)</image:title><image:caption>The best part of the trip? McDonald's in the hotel. Jackpot. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-33.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (33)</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-32.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (32)</image:title><image:caption>I dig Hipstamatic. It makes a display take on an eerie quality.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (31)</image:title><image:caption>We went to Adventuredome at Circus Circus and had a great time playing games and winning the world's cheapest-quality stuffed animals. They just write the floors on the parking garage elevator for that custom touch and look. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (26)</image:title><image:caption>The Mirage houses a cool dolphin and big cat exhibition. After seeing "The Cove," I had a hard time getting excited about the dolphins in captivity because I kept wondering how they got there and if a small pool was the place for them. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-25.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (25)</image:title><image:caption>Pete Rose was signing autographs in the Mirage Mall. Not much demand. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-24.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (24)</image:title><image:caption>Harrah's Casino went a different route with its spring display. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-21.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (21)</image:title><image:caption>The Bellagio had an amazing spring display in their atrium. Lots of flowers and a butterfly house. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/photo-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (18)</image:title><image:caption>Not everything that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. When you're a lion looking for some afternoon delight and 200 tourists with camera watching, it's going to end up on the Internet. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-20T06:34:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/04/24/letter-to-god-042411/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bubble-in-the-sky.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bubble in the sky</image:title><image:caption>Bubble floating in the sky - Hipstamatic, of course</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-30T01:13:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/04/11/the-monkey-sits-on-the-dryer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/20110411-093450.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20110411-093450.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-25T15:39:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/04/14/power-port-rangers-unite/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/20110414-050627.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20110414-050627.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-20T06:01:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/04/19/i-am-jenga-man/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/photo-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (11)</image:title><image:caption>This is me now. Hey, somebody give me a hand here. I'm missing a few blocks. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/photo-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo (9)</image:title><image:caption>This is me years ago. I have a six pack and a block missing upstairs. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-23T17:13:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/04/17/tasty-dishes-and-my-day-as-a-racehorse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/20110417-124848.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20110417-124848.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-20T04:49:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/04/12/prisoner-zero-no-puppet-zero/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-13T04:36:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/04/07/my-solar-face-and-the-quest-for-rock-hard-buns/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/20110407-084703.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20110407-084703.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-09T05:53:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/04/08/what-a-drag-it-is-getting-old/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/20110408-095120.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20110408-095120.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-11T21:54:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/04/06/the-care-bear-who-didnt-make-the-cut/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/20110406-064412.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20110406-064412.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-08T04:23:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/04/04/prisoner-zero/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/20110404-095000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20110404-095000.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-07T04:43:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/04/02/the-view-from-the-floor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/photo-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Chair legs</image:title><image:caption>Days like this make me miss shag carpet</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-04T04:37:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/31/defcon-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/x-ray-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>x ray sign</image:title><image:caption>Hipstamatic makes everything look cool, even a sign at a hospital</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-08T01:49:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/29/shallow-thoughts-from-an-idiot-purple-sheep/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/soup-the-bird.jpg</image:loc><image:title>soup the bird</image:title><image:caption>Soups don't burn, people do</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-03T14:41:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/28/my-head-cold-goes-south-i-stay-west/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/upside-down.jpg</image:loc><image:title>upside down</image:title><image:caption>I don't know why, but this photo seems appropriate. (Creative Commons: soldiersmediacenter</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-30T04:46:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/27/packing-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/medstogo2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>medstogo2</image:title><image:caption>Pile it up and get ready</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-29T05:52:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/26/no-one-lives-forever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/bag-shot-side.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bag shot side</image:title><image:caption>I look better in black and white</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-27T23:19:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/23/three-days-of-the-dada/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sushi-mall.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sushi mall</image:title><image:caption>They know me at this place. "Irasshaimase, Norm."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mall-wide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mall wide</image:title><image:caption>Palm trees in a California mall. Makes sense to me. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-26T22:29:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/22/letter-to-my-daughter-032211/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-24T00:57:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/21/the-dog-couch/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sleepy-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sleepy girl</image:title><image:caption>Here's my sleeping buddy taking an afternoon siesta. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/princess-unknown-bed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Princess Unknown Bed</image:title><image:caption>Ladies, sorry to keep you waiting. I'm here. Sleeping with me may commence this minute.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-26T15:06:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/20/when-life-attacks/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-22T06:18:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/17/cf-bones-and-benihana-redux/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cg-lucky-kitty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cg lucky kitty</image:title><image:caption>I once posted this photo for CG. It's good luck. So, perhaps the screaming chef shouldn't knock it over. I don't want Brady Bunch finds lost statue in Hawaii bad luck. Sorry Lucky Kitty. Please don't curse or hurt me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-20T16:18:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/14/guilt-secrets-and-hiding-your-blog/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-17T23:53:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/13/sunday-stories-anger-or-cf-and-welcome-to-liceland/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-17T02:58:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/12/lice-blood-and-walmart-all-three-suck-on-a-friday-night/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-15T04:05:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/10/breaking-news-blogger-derails-in-midnight-crash/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-15T05:14:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/10/raindrops-on-roses-crushes-and-bromances/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/fireworks-2-by-angela-sevin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fireworks 2 by Angela Sevin</image:title><image:caption>This is my mind on CF</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/ladies-of-the-mime.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ladies of the mime</image:title><image:caption>I had so many captions for this one, I can't decide which one to use.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-12T07:55:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/08/courage-is-hard-to-find-some-days/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/john_belushi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>John_Belushi</image:title><image:caption>He didn't have a fear bone in his body, but he did have a lot of drugs. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-12T07:56:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/07/tapping-the-maple-tree/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/maple-tree.jpg</image:loc><image:title>maple tree</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-09T05:23:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/05/broccoli-wasabi-wasabi-broccoli-cabbage-wasabi-wasabi-cabbage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/wasabi-love.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wasabi love</image:title><image:caption>Boys, give her some space before she gives you an ass-kicking you'll never forget</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-08T05:40:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/04/follow-up-to-yesterdays-post/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-05T17:01:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/03/when-my-mind-goes-south/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-15T04:08:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/02/two-more-links-to-keep-the-ultra-rich-from-visiting-my-blog/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-05T20:03:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/02/free-healthcare-in-prison/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-03T06:09:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/03/01/the-story-of-the-manure-salesman/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-02T07:10:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/02/28/its-time-for-an-academy-awards-makeover/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/oscar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>oscar</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-02T06:34:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/02/27/i-fox-am-a-handsome-animal/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mr-fox-photo-from-etsy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mr fox photo from etsy</image:title><image:caption>I look like a million bucks</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-03T01:47:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/02/27/day-tripper-to-ventura-harbor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/sad-clown.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sad clown</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/snow-in-the-hills.jpg</image:loc><image:title>snow in the hills</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/white-water-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white water 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/white-water-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white water 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/white-water-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white water 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/steel-boat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steel boat</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/title-dial.jpg</image:loc><image:title>title dial</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/memorial.jpg</image:loc><image:title>memorial</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/harbor-shot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>harbor shot</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-03-03T01:49:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/02/25/a-new-dog-or-not/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/gs-puppy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>GS puppy</image:title><image:caption>They're cute when they're 30 pounds</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-26T18:05:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/02/24/shallow-thoughts-and-deep-fears/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-03T01:49:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/02/23/just-another-reason-i-hate-our-government/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-24T15:01:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/02/22/having-a-blog-rocks-and-so-does-josh-of-joshland/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/unknown2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Web</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-24T07:25:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/02/21/facebook-makes-me-want-to-kill-myself/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/picture-004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UC pic</image:title><image:caption>Ah, my favorite self-portait photograph. I look the same each time you see me. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-17T02:24:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/02/17/use-the-force-next-time-an-anxiety-attack-happens/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-21T23:24:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/02/13/through-the-looking-plexiglass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/p1010112.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1010112</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-21T23:23:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/02/12/its-alive-its-alive-in-dr-frankenstein-voice/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-15T06:10:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/02/11/does-this-car-come-standard-with-panic-attacks/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/volvo-v70-r.jpg</image:loc><image:title>volvo V70 R</image:title><image:caption>It's mine, all mine. A new used car. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-18T06:30:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/02/07/life-stew-with-onions/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-12T23:58:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/02/06/another-winning-day-another-dog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dog-365.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dog 365</image:title><image:caption>I buy this calendar every year because I am afraid that I don't bad things will happen</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/dogs-calendar.gif</image:loc><image:title>dogs calendar</image:title><image:caption>I buy this calendar every year because I'm afraid not to</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-12T23:56:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/02/04/letter-to-my-daughter-020411/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-01T05:44:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/02/01/the-cost-of-health-care-in-the-usa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/health-care-compared.jpg</image:loc><image:title>health care compared</image:title><image:caption>I wonder if it has something to do with our diet? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-03T07:23:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/01/31/would-you-like-a-filter-for-that-dream-sir/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-03T07:22:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/01/27/decision-making-made-harder/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-03T07:21:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/01/26/carry-the-load-crybaby/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-01T04:32:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/01/24/my-romance-with-craigslist/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-27T07:22:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/01/21/how-the-la-times-drove-me-mad-or-madder/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/la-times-logo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>la times logo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/la-times-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>la times logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-22T16:21:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/01/17/the-woman-with-the-blue-hair/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-22T16:12:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/01/12/used-cars-and-oxy-morons/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/junker-e1294817537628.jpg</image:loc><image:title>junker</image:title><image:caption>My wife found this wagon for me, which tells you a little bit about the quality of the neighborhood I live in</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-19T05:16:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/01/06/fox-designs-more-hospital-t-shirts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/nurses-rule-10.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nurses rule 10</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/nurses-rule-9.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nurses rule 9</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/nurses-rule-8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nurses rule 8</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/nurses-rule-7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nurses rule 7</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/nurses-rule-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nurses rule 6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/nurses-rule-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nurses rule 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/nurses-rule-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nurses rule 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/nurses-rule-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nurses rule 3</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/nurses-rule-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nurses rule 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/nurses-rule.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Nurses rule</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-09T01:25:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/01/05/ocean-waves-of-despair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/ocean-waves.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waves</image:title><image:caption>One after another, they arrive without a break in sight</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-07T06:10:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2011/01/01/two-weeks-living-like-a-zooble/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/zoobles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>zoobles</image:title><image:caption>It was a Zooble party when the Zoobles drank my Cayston, which is like alcohol to them.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-06T06:02:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/12/27/i-was-just-thinking-national-cf-t-shirt-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/orange-t-back.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orange t back</image:title><image:caption>I'm sure someone can make a much better design. Just a thought starter for the the back. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/orange-t-front.jpg</image:loc><image:title>orange t front</image:title><image:caption>Here's a sample front view </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-04T03:49:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/12/24/happy-holidays/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/xmas-tree-2010-lo-res.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xmas tree 2010 lo res</image:title><image:caption>Old-fashioned photos by Hipstamatic</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/gingerbread-house-lo-res.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gingerbread house lo res</image:title><image:caption>I wasn't allowed to help because I ate the ingredients </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/nutcracker-tree-lo-res.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nutcracker tree lo res</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-25T21:31:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/12/23/me-time-is-overrated/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/los-angeles-postcard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Los Angeles postcard</image:title><image:caption>Ah, life in a picture perfect postcard image</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/los-angeles-map.gif</image:loc><image:title>los angeles map</image:title><image:caption>Little map, big city </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-25T19:27:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/12/21/just-around-the-corner-to-the-light-of-day/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-23T20:49:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/12/17/shallow-thoughts-from-an-idiot/</loc><lastmod>2011-01-06T06:05:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/12/14/saturday-funhouse-fox-returns-with-inventions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/dragon-fire.png</image:loc><image:title>dragon fire</image:title><image:caption>Ring of hemoptysis fire</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bacteria-sunglasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bacteria sunglasses</image:title><image:caption>Stay out of my room. You're covered in Pa. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/foxy-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>foxy face</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-18T23:34:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/12/09/in-the-cement-mixer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/inside-cement-mixer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>inside cement mixer</image:title><image:caption>Life with CF - some days</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-12T04:48:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/12/06/a-tale-of-two-hands/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/two-hands-with-ivs1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>two hands with IVs</image:title><image:caption>Which would you prefer? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/two-hands-with-ivs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>two hands with IVs</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-11T07:57:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/12/02/star-date-120210-im-not-really-here/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-06T07:25:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/11/29/the-blood-monster-returns/</loc><lastmod>2010-12-03T04:05:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/11/26/homage-to-war-of-the-worlds/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/orson-welles.gif</image:loc><image:title>orson welles</image:title><image:caption>RIP. Creative Genius</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-04T00:54:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/11/23/why-doesnt-cf-make-us-stress-resistant-to-lifes-troubles/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/jail.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jail</image:title><image:caption>Where's the hospital bed in this ICU picture?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-24T16:14:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/11/17/angry-birds-californication-used-cars-and-work/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-24T16:08:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/11/13/life-in-the-wild/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-19T06:37:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/11/09/knock-knock-whos-there/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-10T16:05:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/11/04/yesterdays-clinic-visit/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-07T19:45:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/11/03/the-disease-formally-known-as/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/prince-symbol.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prince symbol</image:title><image:caption>What if we used a symbol instead? We all know how that worked out.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-06T21:11:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/10/31/playing-nice-in-the-sandbox-being-swiss-at-work/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-07T19:46:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/10/23/reflections-on-the-icu-and-second-embolization/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-30T23:28:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/10/22/and-now-for-todays-grift/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/kayne-diamond-mouth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kayne diamond mouth</image:title><image:caption>"Diamond teeth make me feel pretty, oh, so pretty." </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-23T19:02:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/10/20/cfri-news/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/cfri.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CFRI</image:title><image:caption>I've always enjoyed this news source and thank them for their hard work.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-22T02:44:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/10/18/highlights-from-my-recent-hospitalization-the-1st-embolization/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-19T23:57:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/10/17/what-does-the-future-hold/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-18T06:06:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/10/14/letter-to-my-daughter-101410/</loc><lastmod>2010-11-05T04:49:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/10/13/the-cost-of-battle/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-16T00:15:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/10/11/not-feeling-so-hot/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-13T06:08:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/10/09/home-at-last/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-12T06:07:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/10/06/the-scarlet-letters-cf/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-08T16:32:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/10/03/please-ignore-my-previous-post/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-06T16:07:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/10/02/dark-thoughts-slither-back/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-03T01:40:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/09/30/hospital-update/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-02T06:55:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/09/29/julis-mcgriddle-post/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-30T15:08:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/09/24/a-quick-thank-you-before-the-fun-begins/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-30T02:31:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/09/23/yesterday-all-my-troubles-seemed-not-so-far-away/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-24T17:58:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/09/21/embolization-watch-and-the-tv-show-dexter/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-24T00:37:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/09/19/the-potato-that-bleeds/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-23T02:45:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/09/18/the-labrador-print/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/lab-print-two-labs-lo-res.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lab print two labs lo res</image:title><image:caption>Ebony and Ivory - can't you just hear that song playing in your head all it the time. I do. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/choc-lab-lo-res.jpg</image:loc><image:title>choc lab lo res</image:title><image:caption>I have this hanging on my wall. It reminds me of the lab I used to have.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-19T05:05:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/09/14/letter-to-my-daughter-091410/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-17T05:55:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/09/14/firing-doctors/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-15T05:41:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/09/10/ipad-and-kindle-live-together-in-perfect-harmony/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/vally-of-the-dolls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vally of the dolls</image:title><image:caption>Not appropriate for the child, but good for the adult reader</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/kindle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kindle</image:title><image:caption>Lightweight and more kid-resistant than the iPad</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-14T12:41:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/09/07/rant-repainting-films/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/avatar-teaser-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Avatar-Teaser-Poster</image:title><image:caption>Imagine the Na'vi in pink or purple or ecru or Home Depot orange, the latter creating unique marketing opportunities</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/catcher-in-the-rye-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>catcher in the rye cover</image:title><image:caption>Apple products would have a huge role in the new version. HC can visit the NYC Apple store. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-09T07:02:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/09/03/deja-vu-office-cliches/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-06T21:47:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/09/04/reflections-on-my-recent-tussle-with-c-diff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/c-diff-hell.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>c diff hell</image:title><image:caption>This is what hell looks like for your gut</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/lets-make-a-dealio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lets make a dealio</image:title><image:caption>I'm hoping to win a new car and Kenmore refrigerator </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-06T03:37:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/09/01/if-i-had-courage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/toolbelt-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toolbelt 2</image:title><image:caption>Everything you need to make your point in a meeting.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dancer.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dancer</image:title><image:caption>Ladies, this one is for you. Not in a million years did I ever imagine putting a photo like this on my site. Consider this your birthday present. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/toolbelt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toolbelt</image:title><image:caption>Draw, partner.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-02T05:26:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/08/29/fox-designs-a-line-of-hospital-shirts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/fox-looking-good-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fox looking good 2</image:title><image:caption>You can't keep a good fox down. I'm back. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/foxy-face.jpg</image:loc><image:title>foxy face</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/blank-tshirt-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blank tshirt 18</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/blank-tshirt-17.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blank tshirt 17</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/blank-tshirt-16.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blank tshirt 16</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/blank-tshirt-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blank tshirt 15</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/blank-tshirt-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blank tshirt 14</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/blank-tshirt-13.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blank tshirt 13</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/blank-tshirt-12.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blank tshirt 12</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/blank-tshirt-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blank tshirt 11</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-09-02T05:26:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/08/18/elmore-leonard-writes-my-scene-at-the-stomach-doctor/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/elmore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>elmore</image:title><image:caption>The king of dialogue </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-27T22:19:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/08/27/california-dreaming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/los-angeles.jpg</image:loc><image:title>los angeles</image:title><image:caption>Life in the big city </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-27T23:15:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/08/26/life-at-26000-feet/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/everest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>everest</image:title><image:caption>I love this mountain </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-28T01:47:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/08/24/random-thoughts-on-a-bad-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/hfcs-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hfcs sign</image:title><image:caption>I'd like a shot of HFCS straight up, Bartender. Hold the sugar. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-26T23:30:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/08/24/day-22-of-c-diff/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-25T04:50:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/08/22/what-i-am-thinking-at-this-very-moment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/dirty_harry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dirty_harry</image:title><image:caption>Do you feel lucky, punk?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-22T16:32:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/08/20/stealing-a-post-from-dr-nanos/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-22T23:27:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/08/17/clostridium-difficile-day-16/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-18T06:02:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/08/14/i-hate-bacteria/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-17T05:23:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/08/06/the-villain-identified/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-15T15:47:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/08/05/digging-holes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/ensure-2.png</image:loc><image:title>ensure 2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-15T15:54:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/08/04/chicken-broth-gatorade-and-jello/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/chicken-noodle-soup-2.png</image:loc><image:title>chicken noodle soup 2</image:title><image:caption>See the two pieces of chicken? That's about what you get. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-06T03:33:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/08/03/i-should-have-known-better/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-05T03:34:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/08/02/todays-score-unknown-1-cf-0/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-05T04:00:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/08/02/random-thoughts-about-fear-and-anger/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-03T00:43:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/08/01/breaking-up-is-hard-to-do/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-02T05:41:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/30/saturday-funhouse-four-inventions-i-need-now/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/flutter-on-amazon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flutter on amazon</image:title><image:caption>Boring. Add flame and you'll have fun and an act.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/hulk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hulk</image:title><image:caption>Hulk must regulate the situation now!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/p1000530.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hanging neb</image:title><image:caption>Step right up, partner and down a dose of Xopenex</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/bug-zapper.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bug zapper</image:title><image:caption>Die PA, die!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/cuspidor-two.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cuspidor two</image:title><image:caption>Spit away</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-08-04T06:57:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/28/dust-in-the-light/</loc><lastmod>2010-08-03T00:41:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/26/frack-off/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-27T01:10:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/25/i-want-to-be-jack-nicholson/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/jack-in-prime-form.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jack in prime form</image:title><image:caption>Give me a new pair and I'll let you live. Maybe. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lab-with-glasses.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lab with glasses</image:title><image:caption>Here I am wearing the glasses in question. Finally, no bag over my head, though I'd look better with one on. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-29T01:07:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/23/25-years-with-mrs-unknown/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/25-blizzard.jpg</image:loc><image:title>25 blizzard</image:title><image:caption>I love Dairy Queen and my wife. I especially love taking my wife to Dairy Queen, when we can find one. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/25-speed-limit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>25 speed limit</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/25-california.jpg</image:loc><image:title>25 california</image:title><image:caption>25 years in the best bankrupt state in the union</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-24T02:21:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/21/visit-to-my-gi-doctor/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-23T22:56:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/21/a-window-to-my-heart/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/xiphoid-process.png</image:loc><image:title>Xiphoid process</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-27T06:33:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/19/those-fleeting-moments-of-feeling-well/</loc><lastmod>2010-07-22T01:50:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/18/random-notes-and-photos-related-to-past-posts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mr-big-stuff.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Mr. Big Stuff</image:title><image:caption>Air conditioning isn't an option</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/frappe-hell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frappe hell</image:title><image:caption>Why do I feel like ordering a Frappe? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/mcdairyqueen.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mcdairyqueen</image:title><image:caption>McDairy Queen or McDonalds?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/blind-pig-flying.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blind pig flying</image:title><image:caption>Fly little pig, fly </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/blind-pig-on-a-stick.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blind pig on a stick</image:title><image:caption>Blind Pig on a Stick</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-18T23:20:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/17/saturday-funhouse-my-ideal-hospital-room/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/telenovela.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>telenovela</image:title><image:caption>This is what I look like without the bag over my head</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/hospital-remote.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hospital remote</image:title><image:caption>I should have taken a photo of the remote last time I was in. Here's one that looks and functions just like it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/hospital-waterbed.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hospital waterbed</image:title><image:caption>Now this is a waterbed fit for a hospital </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/stripper-pole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stripper pole</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/waterbed-happiness.jpg</image:loc><image:title>waterbed happiness</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/backdraft-tour.jpg</image:loc><image:title>backdraft tour</image:title><image:caption>Let's torch some bacteria, friends. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/balcony-bbq.jpg</image:loc><image:title>balcony BBQ</image:title><image:caption>Imagine cooking outside your hospital room. Rocking. How do you like your steak cooked, Fox? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-23T00:00:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/05/saturday-funhouse-four-things-you-didnt-know-about-cf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/flutter-on-amazon1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flutter on amazon</image:title><image:caption>Available on Amazon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/flutter-on-amazon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flutter on amazon</image:title><image:caption>Available on Amazon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/the-vest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>the vest</image:title><image:caption>75 cents per load</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/soccer-logo.png</image:loc><image:title>soccer logo</image:title><image:caption>Win one for Unknown</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-18T00:27:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/16/i-heart-my-ipad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/uc-on-ipad1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UC on iPad</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/uc-on-ipad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UC on iPad</image:title><image:caption>A blog post within a blog post</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ipad-face-lo-res.jpg</image:loc><image:title>iPad face lo res</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-13T04:22:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/14/the-pebble-game/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/glass-pebble-in-palm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Glass pebble in palm</image:title><image:caption>Who has ESP in the family? I do. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-16T01:11:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/13/three-wishes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/genie_bottle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>genie_bottles</image:title><image:caption>If only it were as easy as rubbing a bottle</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-14T19:53:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/11/letter-to-my-daughter-71110/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/story-of-stuff-shopper.gif</image:loc><image:title>story of stuff shopper</image:title><image:caption>storyofstuff.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/barbra-streisand-catalog-med2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>barbra-streisand-catalog-med2</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-16T00:55:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/09/foxs-adventures-in-los-angeles-malibu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/fox-adventures-logo-cut.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fox adventures logo cut</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/fox-kicking-back2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fox kicking back2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/malibu-homes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>malibu homes</image:title><image:caption>Living on a hillside overlooking the ocean is the high life</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/chevron-dolphins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chevron dolphins</image:title><image:caption>At night, the dolphins return to the ocean</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/cool-mailbox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Cool mailbox</image:title><image:caption>Let's roll on down to the surf shack, dude!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lifeguard-shack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lifeguard shack</image:title><image:caption>Who got crazy with a paint brush? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/seagull.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seagull</image:title><image:caption>Lunch for a Fox</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/malibu-coast-south.jpg</image:loc><image:title>malibu coast south</image:title><image:caption>Malibu south with a cute dog playing in the surf</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/malibu-coast-north-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>malibu coast north 2</image:title><image:caption>Clouds fill the sky and turn the day gray</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-13T14:26:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/07/confessions-of-a-cyster-blog/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/p1000348.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1000348</image:title><image:caption>A flower seemed appropriate</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-09T00:08:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/06/work-dinner-at-benihana/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/cg-lucky-kitty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cg lucky kitty</image:title><image:caption>I looked at this cat and wished that CG would get her new lungs soon</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/limp-onion-volcano.jpg</image:loc><image:title>limp onion volcano</image:title><image:caption>Light, damn it, light. Oh, screw it. I'm retiring. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/benihana-lo-res.jpg</image:loc><image:title>benihana lo res</image:title><image:caption>I'm hoping I can catch food in my mouth this time</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-07T22:46:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/04/on-the-road-with-my-pal-cystic-fibrosis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/nebs-lined-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nebs lined up</image:title><image:caption>Fox taught me to get a hotel with a stove for boiling nebs. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/lo-reg-chipotle-bag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lo reg chipotle bag</image:title><image:caption>Perfect bag for me. Note the upside down "crazy" on the bag. Awesome. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/puppies-playing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>puppies playing</image:title><image:caption>Who wouldn't want to dream of these? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/iceberg-by-angelasevin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Iceberg by angelasevin</image:title><image:caption>What you can see looks nice. Creative Commons: angelasevin</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/vocano-by-clearly-ambiguous.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vocano by clearly ambiguous</image:title><image:caption>A leak develops - Creative Commons: clearly ambiguous</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/dog-sled-by-jurvetson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dog sled by jurvetson</image:title><image:caption>Mush, you CF drugs, mush. Creative Commons - jurvetson</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-10T14:20:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/05/foxs-adventures-in-los-angeles-theatricum-botanicum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/stay-out-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stay out sign</image:title><image:caption>You do not want to know what's up here. Trust me, I'm a fox. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/strange-building.jpg</image:loc><image:title>strange building</image:title><image:caption>Only at night does a door appear. They say those who see look too closely at the creatures, become a creature</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/stage-shot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stage shot</image:title><image:caption>All actors are invisible to the camera lens. That's how magical they are. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/staircase-to-the-woods.jpg</image:loc><image:title>staircase to the woods</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/p1000349.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1000349</image:title><image:caption>Arrive early and you can picnic in the garden or other hidden nooks. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/wood-bridge.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wood bridge</image:title><image:caption>A wood bridge in a smaller theater for kids </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/gas-meter-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gas meter man</image:title><image:caption>While you're sleeping, I'll be standing outside your house measuring your gas usage</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/tb-sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>TB sign</image:title><image:caption>Buried deep in the woods, T.B. is a must see in L.A.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/will-geer-bust.jpg</image:loc><image:title>will geer bust</image:title><image:caption>The great man himself. AKA Grandpa Walton. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/fox-action-shot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fox action shot</image:title><image:caption>Handsome me hunting in the theater's garden</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-07T16:28:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/02/dont-take-pictures-inside-chipotle/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/p1000394.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1000394</image:title><image:caption>Cool, hip look</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/p1000388.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1000388</image:title><image:caption>A rare sighting indeed</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/p1000395.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1000395</image:title><image:caption>The secret spy shot that Chipotle wants everyone to see</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/p1000393.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1000393</image:title><image:caption>A mirage in the distance on a hot day</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-04T03:39:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/07/01/the-whos-roger-daltrey-microphoned-me-a-fox-tell-all/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/sad-fox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sad fox</image:title><image:caption>I have blue eyes that are sad. Where's my billion dollars in royalties? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/roger_daltrey_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roger_daltrey_2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/who-album.jpg</image:loc><image:title>who album</image:title><image:caption>Who's next for a beating? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/hard-rock-vegas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hard rock vegas</image:title><image:caption>I'm never going back again. Creative Commons, Ulybug</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-05T06:00:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/26/my-friend-nanos/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/nanos-pup.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nanos pup</image:title><image:caption>I am really cute. Read about my owner at Please Pass the Salt. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-28T05:23:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/27/100th-blog-post-thank-you-see-you-in-a-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/beach-photo-email.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beach photo email</image:title><image:caption>Much younger here, I can't imagine a world without her. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-01T04:38:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/24/foxs-communications-tips-speaking-to-rts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/cg-as-a-cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cg as a cat</image:title><image:caption>I'm CG's cat and I say "Suck it." </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fox-kicking-back2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fox kicking back2</image:title><image:caption>Dreaming of Princesses </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-26T07:45:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/23/letter-to-my-daughter-62310/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/razor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>razor</image:title><image:caption>I need to name my scooter. Rosebud? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-24T21:04:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/23/welcome-to-joshlands-latest-post/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-25T06:17:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/picture-005-lo-res-crop1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Picture 005 lo res crop</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/charles-schulz-peanuts-never-ever-ever-give-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>charles-schulz-peanuts-never-ever-ever-give-up</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-27T06:12:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/22/switzerland-crumbles-neutral-no-longer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fire-by-nasa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fire by nasa</image:title><image:caption>Heat in space</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-07-03T00:23:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/21/foxs-adventures-in-los-angeles-concerts-on-the-green/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fox-looking-good-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fox looking good 2</image:title><image:caption>I am more handsome than you are - by far. No comparison. And I'm 100 times better looking than Unknown. No need for a bag over my head. I'm foxy. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fox-drawing-two.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fox drawing two</image:title><image:caption>Fox is popular with young fans, too. They know I'm a gamer and hold the record in Super Mario.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fox-drawing-one.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fox drawing one</image:title><image:caption>I love the taste of hen. It really does taste like chicken.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/rat-race.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rat race</image:title><image:caption>This big rat popped out of a tube and raced across the park</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/tiger-mouth.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tiger mouth</image:title><image:caption>You can consider yourself tri-tip for the tiger when you walk in its mouth.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/tri-tip.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Tri tip</image:title><image:caption>Juicy meat I didn't have to chase down and skin. Loving it. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hungry-hog-full.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hungry hog full</image:title><image:caption>A truck full of meat. It doesn't get better than this, my friends. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/crowd.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crowd</image:title><image:caption>Lots of people, great music and great fun </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-22T23:19:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/20/i-am-the-luckiest-person-alive-redux/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/slippers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slippers</image:title><image:caption>They insisted I get new slippers. Our Lab was playing, nipped me in the heel, and ripped the back out of one of them. Yes, they're gross, CG. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/t-shirt-photos-hi-res.jpg</image:loc><image:title>t shirt photos hi res</image:title><image:caption>Daddy &amp; Daughter t-shirts because we're learning to play guitar together</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-21T19:50:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/19/message-from-fox-im-pissed/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fox-in-the-grass.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fox in the grass</image:title><image:caption>Are my eyes dilated? Ginger, help. I can't get up. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fox-on-the-hunt-neil-phillips.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fox on the hunt neil phillips</image:title><image:caption>Here I am in action. Photo by Neil Phillips. Creative Commons.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-19T22:41:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/19/communication-breakdown/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/highwire-tightrope-glasgow-86595-l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>highwire-tightrope-glasgow-86595-l</image:title><image:caption>Don't look down. Creative Commons image</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-23T04:08:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/18/the-downside-of-blogging/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/red-fox-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red fox 2</image:title><image:caption>Never listen to a fox</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-23T05:01:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/12/6-hours-in-the-er-the-downside-of-broccoli-a-thin-silver-lining/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-18T16:12:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/17/foxs-adventures-in-los-angeles-hospital-time/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/red-fox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red fox</image:title><image:caption>Handsome and curious looking for . . . </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/fox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fox</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/hospital-board-modified.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hospital board modified</image:title><image:caption>You got in trouble, you got in trouble. Ha, ha, ha. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/p1000197.jpg</image:loc><image:title>P1000197</image:title><image:caption>Don't move or you'll have to repeat the test</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/second-hospital-room.jpg</image:loc><image:title>second hospital room</image:title><image:caption>Welcome to the garden view, Mr. Unknown</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/first-hospital-room.jpg</image:loc><image:title>first hospital room</image:title><image:caption>Now this is a room for a hospital party!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-20T05:56:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/16/fox-takes-over-for-the-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/tiger-puzzle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tiger puzzle</image:title><image:caption>It may bite you. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/dora-puzzle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dora puzzle</image:title><image:caption>Easy to solve</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-17T23:56:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/15/day-two-in-jail-torture-tests/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-17T04:03:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/14/day-1-in-jail-and-fox-looks-at-the-sun/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-16T04:30:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/13/another-bad-day/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-16T03:34:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/09/fundraising-regrets-and-lewis-black/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/lewis-black.gif</image:loc><image:title>lewis black</image:title><image:caption>A great comedian </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-11T04:16:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/09/foxs-adventures-in-los-angeles-tri-tip-sandwiches-and-ice-mural/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/whacked-out-meth-dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>whacked out meth dog</image:title><image:caption>In 5 minutes, this dog will go postal</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bbq-close-up.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bbq close-up</image:title><image:caption>I have one of these on order</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/p1000102.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ice House close-up </image:title><image:caption>Is that really ice? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/p1000100.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ice House</image:title><image:caption>Ice House mural of the good old days</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bbq-is-good1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bbq is good</image:title><image:caption>Hunting made easy </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bbq-is-good.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bbq is good</image:title><image:caption>Hunting made easy here</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-12T17:10:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/07/61-second-rant-mcdonalds-caramel-frappe/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/frappe-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frappe 2</image:title><image:caption>McDairy Queen? Photo rights are mine. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-08T06:49:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/06/monday-musings-tightrope-walking-and-cystic-fibrosis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/tightrope.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tightrope</image:title><image:caption>Tinker Toy Tightrope Walker by moi &amp; daughter</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-07T22:00:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/05/a-cool-video-that-i-rediscovered/</loc><lastmod>2010-06-06T00:39:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/03/letter-for-my-daughter-060310/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/spilled-milk.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spilled milk</image:title><image:caption>Call the dogs, they'll clean it up. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/courntry-road.jpg</image:loc><image:title>courntry road</image:title><image:caption>Photo by kjetilv</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/left-turn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>left turn</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Doug Stremel http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-04T22:00:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/03/the-post-i-could-not-write-today/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/twitter_logo_header.png</image:loc><image:title>twitter_logo_header</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-03T22:57:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/06/01/60-second-tuesday-rant-my-bucket-medical-bills-and-stratego/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/stratego.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stratego</image:title><image:caption>Available at Amazon.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/bellagio-tim-parkinson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bellagio tim parkinson</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Tim Parkinson http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-05T04:48:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/31/four-bad-ideas-for-cgs-poetry-contest-and-one-from-fox/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/fox1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fox</image:title><image:caption>The famous Fox rocks!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/glee-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>glee logo</image:title><image:caption>Glive it up for Glee</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/roadkill-by-wild-praire-man.jpg</image:loc><image:title>roadkill by wild praire man</image:title><image:caption>I've been set up</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/schlitz1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>schlitz</image:title><image:caption>Ah, the good old days</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/schlitz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>schlitz</image:title><image:caption>The good old days</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/donkey-by-martin-pettitt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>donkey by martin pettitt</image:title><image:caption>Ah, the captions that could have been</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-01T02:13:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/29/saturday-funhouse-cf-has-driven-me-mad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/door-handle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>door handle</image:title><image:caption>Who has a paper clip and some ear wax?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/yellow-lab3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yellow lab</image:title><image:caption>I would love fur and tail</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hughhefner-playboy-alan-light-l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hughhefner-playboy-alan light-l</image:title><image:caption>The Man!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/teddy-bear.jpg</image:loc><image:title>teddy bear</image:title><image:caption>The heart was enlarged, Doctor</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-01T23:19:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/26/why-i-love-my-wife-and-being-married/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/george-carlin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>george-carlin</image:title><image:caption>A comedy and language god</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/muffins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>muffins</image:title><image:caption>I love her muffins </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/home-improvement.jpg</image:loc><image:title>home-improvement-</image:title><image:caption>How much will it cost?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bacon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bacon</image:title><image:caption>Favorite food of Nanos</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/geeksquad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>geeksquad</image:title><image:caption>Where are my police lights?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/scratcher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scratcher</image:title><image:caption>Your prize is Unknown</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-29T05:46:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/25/a-message-from-vulpes-vulpes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/red-fox-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red fox 2</image:title><image:caption>Pass the chips, please.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-26T20:23:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/25/a-poem-for-cystic-gal/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-31T21:13:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/24/monday-musings-lawyers-cf-doctors-and-the-truth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/nicholson.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nicholson</image:title><image:caption>The Truth?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-27T20:23:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/23/60-second-sunday-rant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/peter-finch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>peter finch</image:title><image:caption>We need more people who are mad as hell</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-23T21:31:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/22/saturday-funhouse-rejected-cf-therapy-ideas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bong1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bong</image:title><image:caption>How do I disinfect this?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bong.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bong</image:title><image:caption>How do I disinfect this?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/target.jpg</image:loc><image:title>target</image:title><image:caption>Don't miss</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/beer-helmet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer helmet</image:title><image:caption>Add one LC Plus and you're good to go</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/black-lab-running.jpg</image:loc><image:title>black lab running</image:title><image:caption>Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tabasco.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tabasco</image:title><image:caption>Good in chocolate, too. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-26T16:54:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/21/the-language-of-cf-battle-stations/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-22T15:54:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/21/letter-for-my-daughter-52110/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/picture-005-lo-res-crop2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Picture 005 lo res crop</image:title><image:caption>My dad wears a bag over his head. What does your dad do? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-01T04:45:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/19/not-so-deep-thought-of-the-day-who-burned-the-chicken/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/fearless-cover1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fearless cover</image:title><image:caption>Scary </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-26T20:21:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/18/why-i-love-visiting-the-emergency-room/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/vegas-welcome.jpg</image:loc><image:title>vegas welcome</image:title><image:caption>What happens in the ER . . . </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hospital-hallway.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hospital hallway</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/brown-derby.jpg</image:loc><image:title>brown derby</image:title><image:caption>Not like it was years ago, honey.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/er-room.jpg</image:loc><image:title>er room</image:title><image:caption>Do you have a reservation, sir?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-15T21:54:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/16/monday-musings-school-dreams-and-a-new-cf-narrative/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cf-foundation-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CF Foundation logo</image:title><image:caption>Great work CFF!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/usatoday.jpg</image:loc><image:title>usatoday</image:title><image:caption>Can't thank USA Today enough</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/westwood4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>westwood</image:title><image:caption>I watched many movies here</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/westwood3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>westwood</image:title><image:caption>I watched many movies here</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/westwood2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>westwood</image:title><image:caption>I watched many movies here</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/westwood1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>westwood</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/westwood.jpg</image:loc><image:title>westwood</image:title><image:caption>I watched many movies here</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-17T19:05:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/15/onlyzs-fun-friday-five-fun-pranks-to-play-at-the-hospital/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/colors.jpg</image:loc><image:title>colors</image:title><image:caption>This can't be good</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/wizard-of-oz1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wizard-of-oz</image:title><image:caption>It's hard to find ruby slippers in an 11</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/flight_attendant1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flight_attendant</image:title><image:caption>Have you been a bad boy in the hospital?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/wizard-of-oz.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wizard-of-oz</image:title><image:caption>Send me back to Kansas</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/flight_attendant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>flight_attendant</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/fake_camera_security_282548_l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fake_camera_security_282548_l</image:title><image:caption>Hello? Anyone there?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/pencils_wood_point_229208_l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>pencils_wood_point_229208_l</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-03T03:13:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/12/fox-ventures-out-for-a-day-trip/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/yacht-cabo-marina-2197044-l-georgio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yacht-cabo-marina-2197044-l georgio</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Georgio - http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/old-milwaukee-logo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>old milwaukee logo</image:title><image:caption>Tasty goodness in a bottle</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/old-milwaukee-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>old milwaukee logo</image:title><image:caption>Tasty goodness in a glass bottle</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/red-fox1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red fox</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/red-fox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red fox</image:title><image:caption>Fox is a trickster </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/fox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fox</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-06-06T23:23:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/13/back-on-the-canvas-thanks-to-my-stomach/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-15T04:44:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/11/kicked-to-the-canvas-today/</loc><lastmod>2010-05-15T22:20:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/09/monday-musings-five-qualities-i-look-for-in-a-nurse/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/queensland-beach-tropical-472727-l-melalouise.jpg</image:loc><image:title>queensland-beach-tropical-472727-l melalouise</image:title><image:caption>Study or party? Photo by melalouise, Creative Commons</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/squirrels_nuts_1525860_l-rivertay.jpg</image:loc><image:title>squirrels_nuts_1525860_l rivertay</image:title><image:caption>Do you feel lucky, punk? Do you? Photo by Rivertay Creative Commons License</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/beautiful_caribbean_island_by-januszi.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beautiful_caribbean_island_by januszi</image:title><image:caption>Photo by januszi - Creative Commons Usage Rights</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/internet_website_beach_226081_l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>internet_website_beach_226081_l</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/nurse-public-domain1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nurse public domain</image:title><image:caption>Filling up I.V meds or moonshine?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/nurse-public-domain.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nurse public domain</image:title><image:caption>Filling I.V meds to go </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-11T04:45:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/08/cf-do-you-hear-them/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/jeannedarc-joanofarc-benjamin-1188975-l-pwbaker.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jeannedarc-joanofarc-benjamin-1188975-l pwbaker</image:title><image:caption>Photo by PWBaker. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cream-corn1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cream corn</image:title><image:caption>Yum, but every day? </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/cream-corn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cream corn</image:title><image:caption>Yum, but every day? </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-10T19:19:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/07/lets-have-some-fun-living-friday-the-unknown-comic/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/unknowncomic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>UnknownComic</image:title><image:caption>Rights unknown </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-08T07:03:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/04/30/eats-shoots-and-leaves-140-character-limit-on-twitter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/twitter_logo_header1.png</image:loc><image:title>twitter_logo_header</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/twitter_logo_header.png</image:loc><image:title>twitter_logo_header</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-07T07:15:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/06/a-new-weapon-arrives-fear-less-magazine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/fearless-cover.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fearless cover</image:title><image:caption>You had me at fear.less</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-10T14:35:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/05/renaming-my-cf-drugs/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/crowbar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>crowbar</image:title><image:caption>Wedge those lungs open</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/yellow-lab2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yellow lab</image:title><image:caption>Hello, Cystic Gal</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/yellow-lab1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yellow lab</image:title><image:caption>This should attract Cystic Gal</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/yellow-lab.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yellow lab</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/xopenex.jpg</image:loc><image:title>xopenex</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/pulmozyme-logo-pz.gif</image:loc><image:title>Lung Lube</image:title><image:caption>Clean-up hitter. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/hyper-sal_vile_box_7_m.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Hypertonic Jet Wash</image:title><image:caption>Love this stuff! Blast the mucus away</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tobitime_logo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Armageddon Hellfire Mist</image:title><image:caption>This drug has made a huge difference in my life</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tobitime_logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Armageddon Hellfire Mist</image:title><image:caption>This drug was a lifesaver for me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-07T01:35:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/03/monday-musings-the-right-stuff/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/balls_rocket_blastoff_jurvetson_l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>balls_rocket_blastoff_jurvetson_l</image:title><image:caption>Photo by jurvetson http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/blackbird-james-gordon.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blackbird- james gordon</image:title><image:caption>Photo by James Gordon http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5/</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-04T17:00:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/05/02/ex-celebrities-anger-perfect-genes-and-feeling-neutered-by-cf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/spock_1305659_l1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spock_1305659_l</image:title><image:caption>http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/spock_1305659_l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spock_1305659_l</image:title><image:caption>http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/nasa-fire-photo1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nasa fire photo</image:title><image:caption>Photo courtesy of NASA</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/nasa-fire-photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nasa fire photo</image:title><image:caption>Photo courtesy of NASA</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-03T16:16:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/04/27/letter-to-my-daughter-april-27-2010/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/lythamgreen_kite_flying_1032803_l2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lythamgreen_kite_flying_1032803_l</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Andy Hay. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/lythamgreen_kite_flying_1032803_l1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kite flying by Andy Hay</image:title><image:caption>Photo by Andy Hay. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.5/</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/lythamgreen_kite_flying_1032803_l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lythamgreen_kite_flying_1032803_l</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-01T06:50:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/04/29/the-power-of-two-movie-coming-soon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/trailer-eblast.jpg</image:loc><image:title>trailer-eblast</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-05-02T05:25:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/04/28/10-things-i-dont-want-to-hear-from-my-picc-line-nurse/</loc><lastmod>2010-04-29T14:28:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/04/11/letter-to-my-daughter-411/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/estock_commonswiki_251449_l.jpg</image:loc><image:title>estock_commonswiki_251449_l</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-28T01:19:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/04/25/fox-pays-me-a-visit/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/red-fox.jpg</image:loc><image:title>red fox</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-28T01:15:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/04/24/post-battle-blues-please-add-to-the-list/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/old-milwaukee-logo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>old milwaukee logo</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-04-27T18:01:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://unknowncystic.com/2010/04/26/monday-musings-malcolm-gladwell-rapid-cognition-and-cf/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/blink-cover2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blink cover</image:title><image:caption>One of my favorite books by one of my favorite authors.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://unknowncystic.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/blink-cover1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>blink cover</image:title><image:caption>Malcolm Gladwell is a great 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